…it points out the nearest government services office. It can graphically indicate the nearest Food Stamp Line, Birth Control, or abortion clinic for those who have difficulty reading.
The Obama Campaign Released a New Smartphone App… It makes your phone receive only Obama Campaign robocalls, your e-mail automatically download and open DNC solicitation e-mails, and your Web browser only navigates to Web sites with favorable press stories and the latest images of Obama in lofty poses that make him appear smart. In other words, it makes your phone pretty much worthless.
…but Biden couldn’t get it to work on his TV’s remote control.
… ;it costs $3 and all it does is donate another $3 to the Obama campaign every time you use it.
… ;it has a ‘Flukedar’ feature that shows the location of the nearest birth-control selling store.
The Obama Campaign Released a New Smartphone App… It whispers to that one worthless app on your phone and prompts it to protest and interere with all the productivity apps you routinely use for your job.
The Obama Campaign Released a New Smartphone App… It makes your phone emit a sound that induces dizzyness and vomiting at a range of 100 yards: Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s voice.
The phone yields all calls and data to other more educated superior phones from Europe. It posts messages about how much smarter you would have been to buy that europhone. And while we think we might know where the phone was manufactured and could possible be returned to, it is hermetically sealed so as not to reveal its parts background.
The Obama campaign released a new smartphone app… It downloads a bunch of other apps and music that you can’t afford, gives it away to other phones, and then charges everything to your kids’ phone bill.
…It’s a game called ‘Angry Protesters’. The object is to sit outside the structures where the capitalist pigs work and beat your drums until you get tired and go home.
…it was written to help joe not sound ridiculous during speeches, but some jack@$$ leaked it. he’s supposed to shake it and get his response to questions, such as “it is certain”, “outlook good”, “better not tell you now”, “my sources say no”, and – the one that got the programmer fired – “just speak ebonics, infer everyone but you is a racist, and remind people how smart dan quayle was.”
… it explains what Obama and Biden meant to say after every speech.
It’s out on the campaign trail.
…it points out the nearest government services office. It can graphically indicate the nearest Food Stamp Line, Birth Control, or abortion clinic for those who have difficulty reading.
It filters news about what’s is happening to legitimate jobs, and screams republicans areraaayyycciisstt!
that automatically reroutes the microphone and speaker when the phone is answered upside down.
it calculates your net worth to the government on a daily basis and calls for the “soylent” workers when the total goes negative.
that expands the GPS to all 57 states.
that activates the ‘doggy’ radar.
…which was immediately rejected by all “smart” phones
The Obama Campaign Released a New Smartphone App… It’s fatal design flaw is that developers assumed Democrats are smart.
Now the phone is dumb.
. . . and here it is: http://thatsracist.ytmnd.com/
It’s really simple. It just tells you what to think.
The Obama Campaign Released a New Smartphone App… It makes your phone receive only Obama Campaign robocalls, your e-mail automatically download and open DNC solicitation e-mails, and your Web browser only navigates to Web sites with favorable press stories and the latest images of Obama in lofty poses that make him appear smart. In other words, it makes your phone pretty much worthless.
…but Biden couldn’t get it to work on his TV’s remote control.
… ;it costs $3 and all it does is donate another $3 to the Obama campaign every time you use it.
… ;it has a ‘Flukedar’ feature that shows the location of the nearest birth-control selling store.
…called the Racist Dog Whistle. Now you too will be able to understand all the racist things conservatives are saying/thinking.
The Obama Campaign Released a New Smartphone App… It whispers to that one worthless app on your phone and prompts it to protest and interere with all the productivity apps you routinely use for your job.
The Obama Campaign Released a New Smartphone App… It makes your phone emit a sound that induces dizzyness and vomiting at a range of 100 yards: Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s voice.
…it’s incredibly expensive, doesn’t work, and their online support FAQ just says, “If it doesn’t do what it’s supposed to, it’s Bush’s fault.”
…with it, anyone can quickly and easily create a genuine-looking Hawaiian birth certificate.
But they didn’t build it.
It is the most expensive app on the market, and it doesn’t do anything.
It sends messages to your contacts telling them how much you care about the issues.
It downloads the talking points memos and news feeds from CNN and MSNBC while it filters out all other incoming data.
It calculates your “fare share” of the budget deficit and sets up automatic payments.
101 low-fat canine recipes . . . “of” or “for” no one knows.
The phone yields all calls and data to other more educated superior phones from Europe. It posts messages about how much smarter you would have been to buy that europhone. And while we think we might know where the phone was manufactured and could possible be returned to, it is hermetically sealed so as not to reveal its parts background.
which automatically denies any fact about Obama’s campaign doing anything.
it automatically forwards all 3 AM calls to Valerie.
…it gives every Karl Marx speech ever.
entitled “To Serve Man’s Best Friend.”
it reprograms the GPS so it only recommends left turns, and if you ever turn right it screeches: RACIST.
…that doesn’t do anything but looks good on screen…just like Obama.
The Obama Campaign Released a New Smartphone App… It allows your phone to double as a teleprompter.
…for Joe to help him find his pants.
…that sucks up 99% of your phone’s resources.
that puts your phones coverage on your parents plan.
not only does it substitute as a doctors visit, you can earn $29.9 a minute for each person that downloads the video.
that extends the range of your Obama Phone using the Garrett Morris Long Distance Feature.
Installation is mandatory, or you have to pay a penalty. Er, you have to pay a tax. You have to install it to find out what it does.
It came into contact with Biden and they completely annihilated each other leaving behind only pure energy.
The Obama campaign released a new smartphone app… It downloads a bunch of other apps and music that you can’t afford, gives it away to other phones, and then charges everything to your kids’ phone bill.
…That accesses all DEA flight data to show the user the location of all choom in a 25 mile radius.
The Obama campaign released a new smartphone app… It only works on the “Obamaphone.”*
*I’m serious. Look it up: http://www.fcc.gov/lifeline/
…It’s a game called ‘Angry Protesters’. The object is to sit outside the structures where the capitalist pigs work and beat your drums until you get tired and go home.
iTeleprompter
….but when they realized that even a phone is smarter than Obama, they got rid of it.
It created one temporary job for the code writer, and it only took $800 billion in social security funds to develop it.
send $3.oo and a self-addressed, stamped envelope to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.
it’s like a compass that always points toward the center of the universe, Barak.
…developing it created 50 jobs…in India
…it provides the user with daily
CommunistDemocrat talking points, the full text of the Communist Manifesto, and Sharia law…it doesn’t work
…every American is required to buy it or pay a tax
…it gives you a thrill up your leg if your phone rings in your pocket
…all it does is run other apps and replace their logos with the Obama “O”
…it filters all information deemed “racist” or just inconvenient for the
CommunistDemocrat ParyNow you can report on those who disagree with Obama to Attack Watch anytime.
…if you point it at a dog, it will identify it and provide you with the best recipies based on breed
@hadsil – that the OLD app – it’s been out for 3 years already!
…. It actually costs 5x what they say it costs. Don’t worry, it’ll get charged to your credit card
…. Being a “smart”phone app, it’s incompatible with Joe Biden
…. It’s a photo-editing program: It changes all the faces to Obama’s
…. It costs $20 to buy it. If you don’t buy it, you have to pay a $10 pen-, er, tax
…. You enter your name, and it seals all your records. You enter someone else’s name, and it leaks their records to the press
The Obama Campaign Released a New Smartphone App. Unfortunately no Leftie has been able to make it work. It is now being heralded as “Bush’s Fault”.
. . . that used Siri to completely replaced Joe Biden, thereby increasing intelligent answers to random questions by 823%.
…it was written to help joe not sound ridiculous during speeches, but some jack@$$ leaked it. he’s supposed to shake it and get his response to questions, such as “it is certain”, “outlook good”, “better not tell you now”, “my sources say no”, and – the one that got the programmer fired – “just speak ebonics, infer everyone but you is a racist, and remind people how smart dan quayle was.”