A Moment With Joe Biden: Misunderstood

[by Son of Bob]

And now, a moment with Joe Biden…

BIDEN: …ya know, my wife Jill was giving a speech the other day, and somehow someone in the audience misunderstood and thought she was talking about the size of my …well, my manhood. And, of course she wasn’t. But, they thought she was, and it’s so ridiculous. And, it’s so innocent because sometimes words have two meanings. And, so oftentimes you can be misunderstood for no reason. See, she’s like me, she doesn’t need a prompter. And she’s very encouraging for me to try new things… she always says she likes whatever comes out of my head. And that’s what she talks about too. She always says, “Joe’s not stiff, he’s an old softy. He’s not so rigid. He likes to shake things up… he’ll come in the backdoor instead of the front door for no reason.” And, she encourages me to do that. And, if she’s excited about something I’m doing, she’ll just keep pumping me up until there’s some kind of climax that we’re both very happy with. Then we both lay back and sleep that night knowing that we did it together. She’s very stimulating to have on the campaign trail. What a great woman…

This has been a moment with Joe Biden.

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