It’s a new day! Time to be more awesome than the day before!
Obama wants Pakistan to know he will work day and night thumbing down offensive YouTube videos.
Contunde diem — pwn the day
The whole point of federalism is that we could do experiments like that in individual states, but that’s long gone.
As a responsible parent, how much time should I spend teaching my two-year-old daughter to dance Gangnam style?
You shouldn’t be allowed to be racist in restaurants either. If you want to be racist, do it outside with the smokers.
I once had a gun jam. Had a very metallic taste compared to a strawberry jam.
Hope the reason it’s taking so long for the next Game of Thrones book is because the author is working on an “The Adventures of Hotpie” spin-off.
If George R. R. Martin dies, I’ll finish the series. Luckily there is no genre where robots from the future aren’t a possibility.
I GOT IDEA FIX EDUCATION SPEND MOR MONEY ON IT!!!
You ever get the feeling that the main problems facing this nation just aren’t that interesting to Obama?
I disagree. Obama is very interested in the problems facing this nation. It’s just that his interest is in making them worse.
I’ll see your more awesome and raise you 10 awesomenesses!
i think the problems facing the US are of great interest to obama, since he and michelle are the two biggest.
damn narcissists
I do believe I have found my next T shirt messge. Thanx Frank J.
Dancing is an integral part to pwning the day, so no less than 2 hours per pwned day. Keep in mind that the sooner Buttercup learns Gangnam Style, the sooner she can move on to other dance styles like the LMAO wiggle.
Gangnam style? Dude.
Apostic,
Yeah, pwn the day may be a reoccurring theme. I think that’s an accurate Latin translation.
“I think that’s an accurate Latin translation.”
Wiktionary says it’s the “second-person singular present active imperative”. Yeah, that’s probably right.