Scientists have given monkeys brain implants that make them smarter. I assume this is some sort of blackmail scheme. “And we’ll keep making monkeys smarter until you give us a $100 million ‘don’t research’ grant.” At least I hope that’s what this is.
I suspect a secret government project designed at finding a way to make Joe Biden less embarrassing.
Oh big deal, the professor on Futurama did that like ten years ago. He didn’t even give him implants, just a really cool hat.
Marc, from what Dr Jill says, Joe has nothing to be embarrassed about. [—————-]
While I’m a great fan of SCIENCE! in general, I’m not sure giving monkeys cocaine or trying to enhance their intelligence is a great development.