[High Praise! to Stupid Is a Five Letter Word]
A political parable that begins thusly:
Once there was a Democrat who believed with all her heart that the world should be a nice place. She wanted to live in a world where no one ever did anything bad and therefore no one ever experienced anything bad. A world where everyone would love one another and, just in case they didn’t, a world where the government would be wise enough and kind enough and good enough and strong enough to make them love each other.
Even if you don’t want to read it all, you should at least go look at the pictures (although one of them has adult language).

Thanks, Harvey! You’re a dear.