. . . Michael Moore began a documentary on the perils of pizzerias. He declines comment as to why, preferring not to reveal no one hugged him all of the times he’s gone to one.
…Obama bowed to him, gave the owner an abject apology for anything which might have offended him, but later threw a tantrum when he was told that he couldn’t send in Seal Team VI to beat the guy up ’cause he made Obama look like a wuss.
-He realized there isn’t enough hand sanitizer in the world to make himself less unclean
-He had a feeling of dejavu and saw, for the first time, The Matrix, as it exists, just as the Oracle told him he would. It wasn’t that he would be able to avoid the individual mandate like the union programs do, now, he didn’t have to….
-he could hear the backstreet boys playing in the presidents chest pocket
After a Florida Pizzeria Owner Hugged President Obama…the press questioned why Romney was still talking about the economy and not hugging pizzeria owners.
After a Florida Pizzeria Owner Hugged President Obama…the crew of Air Force One inwardly smiled because they realized their White House pizza runs wouldn’t be to Chicago this winter.
… President Obama apologized to all Muslims for being in physical contact with someone who uses ingredients made of pork and cheese made from the milk of animals other than goats.
After a Florida Pizzeria Owner Hugged President Obama…Facebook’s servers crashed as people of Italian descent worldwide changed their profiles to show their favorite Italian food is egg rolls.
a distraught Biden, who witnessed the event, spent the next three days with the Whitehouse shrink who repeatedly asked him to show me on the doll where the bad man touched you?
He was missing his wallet.
Barry ate a pizza that he didn’t make.
he begged, “Don’t taze me, man!”
…he got a bailout from the administration.
…, the president ordered an extra large “all breeds”.
… he got an invite to join Compatible Partners.
Why did Food Czar Michelle Obama let him into the evil junk food shop?
…everyone got a slice.
The Pizzeria name changed to “Li’l Squeezers.”
…The president ordered one with cheese, olives, green peppers, mushrooms, and dog.
he got a grant to manufacture wind-driven pizza ovens in china
he whispered, “How can I get one of those exemptions from Obamacare?”
…. Biden described it as a bittersweet moment in the campaign
… Obama spent the day showering… He really doesn’t like being touched by “the folks”
… He started using the incident to pander to the gay community.
…he smelled like choom for days.
…Obama restarted DADT.
…Obama asked “Is that a pepperoni in your apron or are you just glad for Obamacare?”
After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama…he had the distinct impression that he had just been flea dipped.
After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama… he still hasn’t washed it off.
After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama… the place still stinks
. . . Michael Moore began a documentary on the perils of pizzerias. He declines comment as to why, preferring not to reveal no one hugged him all of the times he’s gone to one.
His pizza business declined rapidly and he turned it into a gay biker wine bar — which got mixed reviews.
…Obama bowed to him, gave the owner an abject apology for anything which might have offended him, but later threw a tantrum when he was told that he couldn’t send in Seal Team VI to beat the guy up ’cause he made Obama look like a wuss.
Wait, he didn’t hug that.
he let the president out of time out.
He felt cold, as if his soul had been swallowed up into an abyss.
… Someone realized Obama ran out on the bill again
… Joe the plumber showed up and hit him with a wrench in an attempt to knock some sense into him
… The pizza shop had to close because it could no longer pay for all the Obama mandates
… The loss of business after his customers saw his enthusiasm for Obama was too much and the pizza place had to close. It’s a Chuck-fil-a now.
..he said, “Is that a cannoli in your pocket?”
…the owner got to sit on Biden’s lap.
…..his mom told him to go wash his hands. After all you don’t know where the presidents been.
-He realized there isn’t enough hand sanitizer in the world to make himself less unclean
-He had a feeling of dejavu and saw, for the first time, The Matrix, as it exists, just as the Oracle told him he would. It wasn’t that he would be able to avoid the individual mandate like the union programs do, now, he didn’t have to….
-he could hear the backstreet boys playing in the presidents chest pocket
… he asked the Prez, “Ya got a pepperoni in your pocket, or did ya just enjoy the hug?”
Sharky, they don’t slice pepperoni that thin.
After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama…he got “decked” by one punch from Michelle.
After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama…Joe Biden got in line.
After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama…the health department insisted he stop touching any food.
…the slogan “leave the gun, take the cannoli” became a Republican slogan.
…Florida residents kicked every pizza joint out of the state…just to make sure they got ’em all.
…Barney Frank announced his candicacy for the Senate in Florida and scheduled 4 campaign stops at the same pizzeria.
…the pizzeria owner announced that Obama has “serious dog breath”.
…the pizzeria announced a new pizza named “the Obama”. It’s the first halal kosher pizza.
…the pizzeria owner said “you know, the weirdest thing about that whole hugging thing is that it felt like hugging an empty suit”
After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama…he had to take one item off his menu, because he was no longer Bacon-worthy !
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…well he could still have Canadian bacon.
After a Florida Pizzeria Owner Hugged President Obama…Joe Biden sat on his lap.
After a Florida Pizzeria Owner Hugged President Obama…the press questioned why Romney was still talking about the economy and not hugging pizzeria owners.
After a Florida Pizzeria Owner Hugged President Obama…the crew of Air Force One inwardly smiled because they realized their White House pizza runs wouldn’t be to Chicago this winter.
… President Obama apologized to all Muslims for being in physical contact with someone who uses ingredients made of pork and cheese made from the milk of animals other than goats.
After a Florida Pizzeria Owner Hugged President Obama…the president farted, then blamed it on Bush.
After a Florida Pizzeria Owner Hugged President Obama…the president failed to realize he’d just had his second “Dukakis Moment.”
After a Florida Pizzeria Owner Hugged President Obama…Joe Biden toddled up to him and bawled, “Joey wanna hug, too!”
After a Florida Pizzeria Owner Hugged President Obama…Facebook’s servers crashed as people of Italian descent worldwide changed their profiles to show their favorite Italian food is egg rolls.
…Obama whispered, don’t worry, the check is in the mail, for life. Then the secret service shot him, like they’re supposed to.
…Michelle yelled that she ordered thin crust, not thin skinned with extra cheese.
…they both got a boost in the poles.
…the State Dept. apologized to Kenya.
…Obama requested a ‘special’ cannoli -just for Joe.
…the owner of the local Dominos franchise cackled with glee and rubbed his hands together in anticipation.
..the Secret Service thought it was Party On!!! there was much embarassment before order was restored.
Chris Matthews nearly died from envy.
he later reported that Obama whispered something in his ear: “Can I get a special pie with snausages and beggin’ strips?”
MSNBC spun it as a huge leap forward for gay marriage.
not to be upstaged, Joe Biden got body slammed by a female biker. She was 8 and was riding a pink huffy with tassles.
they both winked, gave each other the secret Islamic Brotherhood sign and chuckled sinisterly.
a distraught Biden, who witnessed the event, spent the next three days with the Whitehouse shrink who repeatedly asked him to show me on the doll where the bad man touched you?
Barak was heard muttering, “At last a man worthy of my seed.”
Barak handed him a bill for his portion of the national debt saying, “Or did I hear you say my pizza was free?”
…a gerbil was seen scampering across the floor.
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The Secret Service agents didn’t intervene because they were all outside, looking for hookers.