If we lose our freedom to mock Islam, the terrorists will have won. Let’s keep blasphemy safe, legal and rare.

— James Taranto (@jamestaranto) September 16, 2012

Adele has the voice of an angel and the laugh of a drunk 17th century chimney sweep.

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) September 17, 2012

Fish never sleep because they are so full of rage

— FREE FACTS™ ! (@FREE_FACTS) September 17, 2012

No, no, no. I said I wanted a BIG Korn sticker for my car. You call these big? I’m not trying to HIDE how awesome I am.

— vladchoc (@vladchoc) September 17, 2012