RACIST JOKE of the DAY – Q: Why did the Italian guy cross the road? A: Probably to kill someone or eat a sausage or something.
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) September 21, 2012
Really just looking for a woman who doesn’t take things too seriously, starting with boyfriend choice.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) September 22, 2012
So according to Obama’s campaign, women are giant vaginas who don’t care about the last four years. Who is sexist again?
— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) September 24, 2012
i hate when you go to get your gun cleaned and you have to admit to the guy that you were using it as a utensil to eat cake
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) September 25, 2012
Wait, who goes to get their gun cleaned? Every self respecting gun owner I know not only cleans them all themselves but enjoys doing so.
“Giant vaginas” require giant penises.
Wait. Can I say that?
“Hi, my name is Virginia Vagina and I’m voting for Barack Obama. And, I’m big in the who-who.”
“i hate when you go to get your gun cleaned and you have to admit to the guy that you were using it as a utensil to eat cake”
Ah… that explains why the new model Glocks come with a fold-out spork attachment…