You Just KNOW Frank J. Does This… Posted by Harvey on 5 September 2012, 10:00 pm [High Praise! to Stupid Is a Five Letter Word]
Umm…. there are two hands on the baby’s head making the smoosh-face…. who’s holding the camera? Reply to this comment
Did you ever make your baby giggle by flapping his/her lips with your finger while they were babbling? It’ll crack them up. Or try blowing their belly while making the loudest vibration / sound possible? We Irish dads know a lot of baby tricks. Reply to this comment
Jimmy, that trick also amuses Joe Biden. There’s a “Someone Amuse Him During the Work Day” Czar. Reply to this comment
@ Chip It’s called a head cam. We dads know how to get the best out of our babies. Before they get annoying and start asking for money. That is not cute. At all. Reply to this comment
Q: Why does a blond only change her baby’s diapers once a month? A: Because it says right on the package: “good for up to 20 pounds.” Reply to this comment
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds her not gaining much weight and asks the woman, “Is she breast fed or on the bottle?” “Oh… she is breast fed!”, replied the woman. “Well then, strip down to your waist,” orders the doctor. She takes off her blouse, etc., and sits on the examining table. After a thorough examination, the doc motions for her to get dressed and then says, “No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don’t have any milk!” With a wry grin on her face, he woman responds, “Well of course I don’t, I’m her aunt!” Reply to this comment
….and when the kid is 16 he’ll leave his dad’s Corvette parked on a railroad track. Reply to this comment
A dad would never do that…
…without a camera handy.
Umm…. there are two hands on the baby’s head making the smoosh-face…. who’s holding the camera?
Did you ever make your baby giggle by flapping his/her lips with your finger while they were babbling? It’ll crack them up. Or try blowing their belly while making the loudest vibration / sound possible?
We Irish dads know a lot of baby tricks.
Yeah, that gave me a chuckle.
Jimmy, that trick also amuses Joe Biden. There’s a “Someone Amuse Him During the Work Day” Czar.
@ Chip
It’s called a head cam.
We dads know how to get the best out of our babies. Before they get annoying and start asking for money. That is not cute. At all.
Q: Why does a blond only change her baby’s diapers once a month?
A: Because it says right on the package: “good for up to 20 pounds.”
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.
She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.
After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds her not gaining much weight and asks the woman, “Is she breast fed or on the bottle?”
“Oh… she is breast fed!”, replied the woman.
“Well then, strip down to your waist,” orders the doctor.
She takes off her blouse, etc., and sits on the examining table.
After a thorough examination, the doc motions for her to get dressed and then says, “No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don’t have any milk!”
With a wry grin on her face, he woman responds, “Well of course I don’t, I’m her aunt!”
….and when the kid is 16 he’ll leave his dad’s Corvette parked on a railroad track.