So what’s the approximate percentage of Americans that care whether or not Obama did a good job as president?
I figure about 40+% voted for Obama because there was a D next to his name. 4 years later, it’s still there.
I’ll live tweet the debate. Or play video games. Whatever I can get my wife to give me time for.
Going to be hard to tell from the reviews whether Taken 2 is any good since critics didn’t really like the first one.
Remember back in the day when you could get poor people to vote for you with like free soup? But now you have to give them smartphones.
We should elect a Republican president so the media will once again work 24/7 to hold him accountable.

I know you had been gone for a while, but now that you’re back, where’s your Nuking the News daily post? Slacking here on the site now that you’re a rich and famous author and radio guest. 😉
“We should elect a Republican president so the media will once again work 24/7 to hold him accountable.”
I’ve heard this as an actual argument from an independent who’s frustrated by the erosion of civil rights (including things like the passage of NDAA). “At least then, the people who consider it their jobs to defend these rights will actually speak up.”
The answer to the question would be all those who are not “yellow dog” Democrats. Yellow dog Democrats would vote for a yellow dog if it ran as a Democrat. Actually, I think my yellow half-lab would do less harm than the incumbent, but so would a dead squirrel.
CCO, the dead squirrel would be at least twice as smart as the current incumbent, and four times as useful.
Live-tweet the debate? How about live-blog the debate?
Never mind. If you did that, I’d end up watching it so I could live-comment. I plan to be momentarily dead during that time.
I wouldn’t miss the debates for the world. Or at least an Obamaphone.
Someone should have warned the voters that the “D: behind his name was his grade and not his ideology.
Future headline:
“President Romney Walks On Water – Seen as attack on Ferry Operators Union!”
I thought everybody liked the first Taken. Well, except for sex slave shieks and the french.