I haven’t read a single advocate of gun control present an idea that would have prevented today, unless “something” is an actual solution
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) December 14, 2012
Piers Morgan somehow combines everything that’s wrong with England with everything that’s wrong with America
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) December 15, 2012
People who wear glasses are not actually smart because their eyes are dumb
— FREE FACTS™ ! (@FREE_FACTS) December 15, 2012
Just saw a rooster drink a bunch of tequila and then puke everywhere. Total party fowl.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) December 16, 2012
We were gonna give you money but thought you might prefer the limited buying power of a gift card. Don’t spend it all in one place! lol jk
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) December 17, 2012