Keln of Nuking Politics has chosen the Punchline Nuker of the Week
Archive of entries posted on 10th February 2013
The Liberal Answer to Every Problem
[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]
Liberals want government to do things without ever asking if those things can or even should be done.
If the best minds in America can’t figure out a way to do something and make money at it, how can lazy, incompetent civil servants with no stake in the outcome pull it off?
Link of the Day: Governor Cuomo Did Us a Big Favor
[High Praise! to The Truth About Guns]
3 Reasons Why 7-Round Mag Cap Limits Are Good for Gun Rights
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Shoot Them All and Cut Them Up Into Little Pieces
[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]
Living in Wisconsin, I’ve had my share of encounters with deer on the road.
Don’t get me wrong, hunters, I understand you want to maintain a certain herd size so that you can go hunting every year, but to me, deer are just mobile road-hazards.
If it were up to me, I’d call for those Hoofed Rats of Unusual Size to be hunted to extinction in one year, never to plague mankind again.
Ahmadinejad: Rocket Man!
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that he’s ready to take the risk of being the first Iranian astronaut sent into space.
Good idea. I’m pretty sure America has some laser satellites that need testing.
ADDENDUM: For some reason, I keep picturing Ahmadinejad in space as John Cleese:
lolbama! Part 122
Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
From Arik:
From Arik:
From Arik:
From Arik:
From Travelwise42:
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Barry:
From CTCompromise:
From CTCompromise:
From James:
[reference link]
From Les of Brick Moon:
From me (Harvey):
[reference link]
From tanstaafl44:
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
I’m going with James on the assumption that all the old Warner Brothers cartoons have been banned for being violent, racist, sexist, and/or homophobic, so nobody watches them anymore.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.