Secretary of State Hillary Clinton launched an organization called the “100,000 Strong Foundation” which aims to have 100,000 American college students studying in China by 2014.
I can’t believe she’s doing this. Chinese professors don’t know nearly as much as American ones about the virtues of communism.
SEE ALSO: The People’s Cube [High Praise!] has another theory on why this program is being launched.
From 1955, the Warner Bros. cartoon “Heir Conditioned”.
Elmer Fudd lectures on the basics of sound investments.
In Massachusetts, a 5-year-old boy was threatened with suspension after he made a gun out of Legos.
Yes, it’s very dangerous behavior. Legos aren’t made from recycled plastic.
[High Praise! to calcpa and The People’s Cube]
Mass Vanishing from Workforce Linked to Alien Abduction
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
To all American Al Qaeda members fearful of death-by-drone: RUN TO GITMO NOW! Obama will treat you like a king.#thatisall
— Michael Graham (@IAMMGraham) February 6, 2013
I have good news & bad news *Opens box, dead rat falls out* OK, it wasn’t supposed to be dead. Which news do you think that was going to be?
— Conor Lastowka (@clastowka) February 6, 2013
COLD WAR FACT: the Soviets built their own model of Tom Jones, but it was poorly designed and exploded on contact with first tossed bra.
— BillCorbett (@BillCorbett) February 6, 2013
Jamie Foxx mistakes him for Jesus and Chris Rock mistakes him for his dad, Obama might want to start wearing a name tag or something.
— Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) February 6, 2013
Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something. Plato said that. But I said it first.
— Mr. T (@MrT) February 6, 2013
Siri, how can you tell the difference between when a dog’s being friendly and when a dog’s being flirty?
— Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) February 6, 2013
Fell asleep at the wheel. (of cheese)
— Sean Gabay (@ixSEANxi) February 6, 2013
“Sorry ladies, you have to undergo a full universal background check to view this gun show” – #worstpickuplines
— Matthew Trexler (@MatthewTrexler) February 6, 2013
Any banned gun not involved in a crime should get a “path to legalization.”
— Giles (@GilesMcK) February 6, 2013
[High Praise! to American Digest]
[via The Guardian]
Yeah, a rainbow-colored, 2-inch-long perch.
Our first Gay President is now our first Piscene-American President.
Of course, a REAL president would get his name attached to something a little more impressive, like:
Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
[High Praise! to Ace of Spades HQ]
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The report (pdf) is worth a read to show just how little difference any of the proposals from the left would do to actually address the topic. This fact in particular just leaped off the page at me (“literally” as gun-grabbing Joe Biden might say):
“Typically, the immediate deployment of law enforcement is required to stop the shooting and mitigate further harm to victims. Typically, active shooter situations are over within 10 to 15 minutes.”
Let me rephrase that for you: “Typically, victims are sitting ducks for the 10-15 minutes it takes law enforcement to arrive.”
This is what happens when the government mis-focuses its crime prevention efforts on preventing law-abiding citizens from using firearms to defend themselves. When the left says, “the police are there to protect you”, what it really means is, “you’re expendable”.
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So the left immediately jumped on Palin blaming her for the Loughner because of a map she drew that Loughner never saw, but now someone shot up the Family Research Council and says it was because of a map the SLPC put out labeling it a “hate group,” and the left are… silent.
I’m getting tired of pointing out the left’s constant hypocrisy, so I’ll just say this a number of times until it sinks in:
All the left’s outrage is fake.
All the left’s outrage is fake.
All the left’s outrage is fake.
And the more outraged a liberal acts, the more he’s just trying to convince himself he’s not a sociopath. They scream about a statement about rape, but ignore actual charges of rape against Bill Clinton. They act horrified by waterboarding, but are “meh” about killing people with drones without due process. They act constantly concerned about racism, but cheer it on when it’s directed against Republican minorities.
Politics has rendered the left complete sociopaths. They are incapable of actual feelings outside of politics. If a liberal found out his family had been murdered, he’d have to find out the political party of who did it before he’d know how to react. “Oh, a Kennedy murdered them? Well, the Kennedy’s are great supporters of progressive causes and people get murdered all the time, so let’s not blow this out of proportion.”
Let this be a lesson for conservatives: Don’t be a sociopath; have many things in your life more important than politics. Or you’ll end up just like the liberals, even if spouting different views.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama is having a second Oval Office built because…
So Chris Rock thinks Obama is sort of our dad and boss. Man, we really need to have a sort of national discussion on the relationship of the government to the people is in the United States of America. And Obama and that little twerp Bloomberg especially need to attend — but they won’t get to be a part of the discussion; they’ll just have to sit and listen as we explain things to them. Because that’s the first lesson on the relationship of government to us — we explain things to the politicians, and they listen, not the other way around.
Anyway, we need to get moving on this national “point of order” explaining what the government is and isn’t, because if lots of people think the president is the boss of the country, we’re going to have a lot of trouble in the future. The president is head of the government — which is the least part of the country. People not in the government do the important work, and the government just sort of sits on the sidelines — or at least it should, but instead it mainly gets in the way and impedes the important work. The government is full of idiots, and the president is thus king idiot. Luckily, he’s not in charge. And we need to keep it that way. We all want a free country, right?
Right?
[Source: Chuck Asay – GoComics]
My buddy Paul Mitchell says:
Call me kooky, but if gay men want to teach knot tying and go camping with young boys, why don’t they just advertise free camping trips for young boys? I am sure that most parents would be glad to let their boys go camping with gay men.
The Boy Scout Oath:
On my honor I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; to help other people at all times; to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.
Consider this post my effort to do a good turn daily.
Isn’t “the only defense for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun” basically the premise for every Hollywood action movie?
Well, I guess sometimes it’s “the only defense against a bad guy with kung fu is a good guy with kung fu.”
In America, the president isn’t supposed to be like a dad. He’s supposed to be like a butler we order to do the things we don’t want to.
The president isn’t the leader of the country; he’s the leader of the least part of the country: the government. He’s king of the idiots.
Being able to kill people without due process using drones is Obama’s main plan for making Obamacare solvent.
So Palin was wrong about the “death panels”; Obama has determined he has no need of panels to determine who will die.
For women, Obama wants equal pay, access to birth control, and to be able to blow them up when he deems necessary.
I am excited/apprehensive about the premiere of the new season of Community tonight.
The problem with Reagan is conservatives expecting a politician to swoop in and save them, sort of like the left looking for a new FDR.
Politicians aren’t the solution to our problems; politicians are the problem.
If Obama is our dad, maybe he’ll go to the store to get cigarettes and never come back.
Does the younger generation not know who Mr. T is? For the sake of the country, I hope that’s not true.
Maybe you shouldn’t be so quick to label everyone you disagree with a “hate group.”
It’s a Game of Drones and Obama is Joffery.
