Archive of entries posted on 20th February 2013

Wisdom of the Day: Monday Decaf Freedom

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Ten More Joe Biden Gun Tips

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Joe Biden was recently explaining to people that an AR-15 is bad for home defense and instead advised, “Buy a shotgun! Buy a shotgun!” Of course, that left people wondering what other great gun tips Biden has. Well, lucky for you, IMAO was able to obtain a list Joe Biden wrote himself of all his gun tips:

JOE BIDEN’S GUN TIPS

* Never put a gun barrel in your mouth. If you’re curious what your gun tastes like, it’s much safer to just lick around the barrel.

* A gun makes a decent hammer in a pinch, but is hard to use as a screwdriver.

* Make sure to loudly announce, “I am firing a gun!” right before you fire your gun so people know what that sound is.

* Guns are literally the loudest things ever and scare things that don’t like loud noises, like women.

* All the rules of safety for a bullet gun also applies to a glue gun. Ignore those rules, and end up with your head stuck to a table.

* A shotgun is much better for home defense and safer than an AR-15. And even better and safer is a Super Soaker filled with acid.

* A great way to carry a gun is to tie it to your head. Then someone can’t try to grab your gun without you seeing.

* You can check if a gun is of a decent caliber by sticking your index finger in the barrel. If your finger can go in but gets stuck when you try to pull it out, then the gun is just the right caliber for you.

* You can’t tell if a gun is loaded by looking down the barrel unless you have a flashlight.

* You can use a gun to defend yourself and still resolve things peacefully. For instance, you can offer to trade your gun to a criminal in exchange for not hurting you.

What If One Day We Get a Bad President?

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It’s great all the power Obama has to take people out with drone strikes and what not, but isn’t Obama setting a lot of precedents that would be really bad if we one day get a bad president? I explore this horrible possibility in my new PJ Media column.

But just imagine if that power wound up in the hands of a president like George W. Bush. He’d probably blow up people with the drone all day, thinking he was playing a video game (“I’m gettin’ me a high score!”). Or worse yet, think of handing Dick Cheney that power. He’d most likely declare a unilateral war on kittens and puppies, blowing them up from the sky and then collecting the tears of children for some evil Halliburton project.

Enjoy and learn.

Random Thoughts: Self-Defense, Guns, and Sequestration

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We can’t have women shooting rapists; if that happened, we’d never have had Bill Clinton as president.

If Dems introduce a bill to keep women from being able to use a gun defend against rapists, they should call it the Kennedy Protection Act.

People mistook the left getting angry about Republicans talking about rape to mean that the left are against rape.

If I say, “I feel your pain,” that means I just headbutted you.

“You’ll just hurt yourself with that gun, little girl. Here, have a whistle.”

You could literally train a dog to do most of the work of a congressman; why are we looking at Sanford when any appealing idiot would do?

Republicans are trying to put the blame of sequester on Obama which isn’t fair as he is one of the most impotent presidents we’ve ever had.

If you take gun advice from Joe Biden you should not have a gun.

If sequestration goes through, we’re going to have disgruntled, newly unemployed predator drones flying about.

#LiberalTips2AvoidRape If you get raped, it’s your fault for not blowing your whistle hard enough.

Heat map

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Have you seen the new meteor impact heat map?

Well, there’s a map that plots all of the recorded meteorite impacts on Earth since 2300 BC. Note, this is recorded impacts. If no one saw it or found evidence of it, it’s not recorded. That’s why there aren’t a whole lot shown over the oceans. So, it’s not a full mapping of every meteor impact, just those we know about.

You can go to the interactive map and zoom in or select any place on earth. It contains information about each strike. I found it interesting.

Naturally, it’s inspired by the recent meteor strike in Russia. But, it’s not the only map inspired by recent events.

Here’s a map of areas of the United States that are victims of the economic impact of Obama and Democrat policies. Those adversely affected are shown in purple.

It’s a little more accurate than the meteor map. And a lot more scary.

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