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Archive of entries posted on 19th February 2013
Tomorrow’s Headlines Today!
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NYC Mayor Set To Announce Bans On Wearing Penny Loafers With No Socks, Brown M&Ms, Hai Karate After Shave, Members Only Jackets, And Anchovies
Nancy Pelosi Is Such a Grammar Nazi
During a recent interview, Nancy Pelosi said it was “wrong to say we have a spending problem”.
Oh, sorry, Nancy. Is the correct term “spending catastrophe” or “spending apocalypse”?
The Quintessence of Obama’s Presidency
Quick Note
I don’t usually talk about my day job, but Ted Nugent is going to be on the Dennis Miller Radio Show for the entire third hour on Wednesday (starting at 12pm Eastern).
You can listen live on the Dennis Miller site for free at that time, if your schedule allows.
Since Ted actually attended the SOTU, I’m thinking this could be a great interview.
Link of the Day: Satire: Breaking – State of the Union Speech Scandal!
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Breaking State of the Union Speech Scandal
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Wisdom of the Day: Bond Baseball Bats Violent Fred Netflix Squirrel
In the 1960s Batman and James Bond were ridiculous, acting all happy and heroic. Now we are adults & demand that they be weeping failures.
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) February 15, 2013
Baseball: because there isn’t football.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) February 15, 2013
do fruit bats eat tomatoes or are they unaware of that fun li’l bit of trivia
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) February 15, 2013
Video Games don’t make kids violent. They make kids fat and easier to catch.
— Nick (@NickBossRoss) February 15, 2013
“Right.” – Fred
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 15, 2013
Few things make me hate myself more than when Netflix asks if it should continue playing like even it’s disappointed in me.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) February 16, 2013
A squirrel walks into a bar. The bartender goes “the usual?” The squirrel glances at him quite confused, attacks his face and scampers away.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) February 16, 2013
Maybe It’s Galactic Warming?
CNN anchor Deb Feyerick asked if the asteroid that passed close to Earth on Friday was “an example of global warming?”
Of course it was. Just like Deb’s an example of a serious journalist.
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Affirmative Action Explained
Milton Friedman Explains the Minimum Wage
Straight Line of the Day: While Playing Golf With Tiger Woods, Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
While playing golf with Tiger Woods, Obama…
Women Shooting Rapists Would Devastate the Democrat Party
From the way liberals talk about guns, I get the feeling they’d be very dangerous with them.
“You can’t give guns to women! They’ll think everyone is rapist and start shooting everyone!”
And really, why does a woman need a logical form of self-defense when she has call boxes at some unknown distance and whistles?
Another thing about this idiot in Colorado: Notice how he talks about what he thinks will happen when women have guns… when women already have guns in something like forty states!
I know I’ve said this a number of times, but I guess I’ll just have to keep saying it: With right to carry in forty states, don’t talk about what you think will happen if people have guns — give actual examples. If you can’t find an example of your wild-eyed scenario, maybe that’s a good indication you have no idea how human behavior works and should just stop giving opinions on politics entirely.
But it’s understandable Democrats don’t want women to have guns to defend against rapists; think about what would have happened to the Democrat Party if that were widespread. Bill Clinton would have never been president and the Kennedy clan would pretty much have been wiped out.
Random Thoughts: Corn, Indians, and Money
Since we’re still singing about it hundreds of years later, isn’t time to finally admit we care just a little bit that Jimmy cracked corn?
It’s an indication of how much political correctness has invaded my psyche that I find myself hesitating to call people in India “Indians.”
When money is in the marketplace it grows and reproduces. When kept in the captivity of government, it dies.
Be vary wary of anyone who acts certain how history will turn out.
Went to Boise Fry Company. Have new favorite “Idaho” restaurant to take out-of-towners to.
New retirement plan for Congress: Guaranteed food, housing, and health care for life in a federal penitentiary.
