“When a liberal tells you they are pro-second ammendment because they own a shotgun…”
…Ask them if that means they are pro-death sentenence because they have electricity (and/or injectible drugs).
…Ask them if that means they are anti-abortion because they have life.
…Ask them if that means….HEY ! Wait a minute !! A Liberal claiming to own a shotgun??!!!?? Good One….You had me going there for a minute…
Joe Biden told his wife if anyone tries to break into their house while he’s gone, she should go out onto their balcony and fire their double-barreled shotgun into the air twice…
which will tell the intruders that her only means of defense is now unloaded and useless.
Or maybe she could just leave it to her Secret Service detail to deal with?
… Which way to the salad B.A.R.?
… and then post the location of their house in a newspaper.
Go to Youtube and search for
Lexx 4×12 Bad Carrot
Carrots can be very dangerous if weaponized!
But, but…I DO like lettice on my double cheeseburgers.
“When a liberal tells you they are pro-second ammendment because they own a shotgun…”
…Ask them if that means they are pro-death sentenence because they have electricity (and/or injectible drugs).
…Ask them if that means they are anti-abortion because they have life.
…Ask them if that means….HEY ! Wait a minute !! A Liberal claiming to own a shotgun??!!!?? Good One….You had me going there for a minute…
“When a liberal tells you they are pro-second ammendment because they own a shotgun…”
…ask them why they are in favor of shooting children.
…ask them why they want to be like Dick Cheney.
…ask them if it really does compensate for having a small penis.
Hey. I like Dick Cheney…he once shot a lawyer, and got away with it.
Joe Biden told his wife if anyone tries to break into their house while he’s gone, she should go out onto their balcony and fire their double-barreled shotgun into the air twice…
which will tell the intruders that her only means of defense is now unloaded and useless.
Or maybe she could just leave it to her Secret Service detail to deal with?