Brain Map! Posted by Harvey on 10 April 2013, 4:00 pm President Obama wants to spend $100 million on a project to create a detailed map of the human brain. I’ll do Biden’s for free: “Gaffes”, “Inappropriate Laughter”.
Biden’s brain map: Platitude Gyrus: Responsible for random injections of pickle barrel anachronisms during speech. Gaffe Center: Produces more gibberish than a two year-old with no consequences. Patriotic Taxathalamus: Overrides all quasi-logic that randomly happens for reasons unknown. Causes a warm, fuzzy feeling while your wallet is stolen. Prefrontal Gortex: Pre-programmed frontal region that’s tough as nails. Responsible for firing shotguns from any platform, any time. Buy a shotgun. Needs-a-Hug Area: Breaks down periodically requiring male affirmation from black presidents. Plagiaristic Region: Takes over when under pressure to come up with something original. Democrat Uberbrain: Impervious, dense lining surrounding the deficit (pink) tissue. Reply to this comment
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Biden’s brain map:
Platitude Gyrus: Responsible for random injections of pickle barrel anachronisms during speech.
Gaffe Center: Produces more gibberish than a two year-old with no consequences.
Patriotic Taxathalamus: Overrides all quasi-logic that randomly happens for reasons unknown. Causes a warm, fuzzy feeling while your wallet is stolen.
Prefrontal Gortex: Pre-programmed frontal region that’s tough as nails. Responsible for firing shotguns from any platform, any time. Buy a shotgun.
Needs-a-Hug Area: Breaks down periodically requiring male affirmation from black presidents.
Plagiaristic Region: Takes over when under pressure to come up with something original.
Democrat Uberbrain: Impervious, dense lining surrounding the deficit (pink) tissue.
Biden has a brain? When did this happen?
Thimble, that’s all.
Joe Biden after step one of liberal indoctrination: OK, I fired all my nuerons, now what?