[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]
Of course, every good Moon Nuker already suspected this:
Bacon. It’s the secret of life, or one of many, according to Pearl Cantrell, and she would know, after just celebrating her 105th birthday.
“I love bacon, I eat it everyday”, says Pearl, “I don’t feel as old as I am, that’s all I can say”, she explains.
The American Journal of Medicine can go play in traffic.
~~~~to the good ms. cantrell
I understand that, though he was shot several times, the actual cause of death of the older Boston bombing terrorist was that he didn’t eat enough bacon.
Bacon makes life worth living! Kinda explains why these mooselamb nutjobs want to blow themselves up. It’s like “If I can’t have bacon I might as well blow myself up and not being allowed to eat bacon makes me so mad I want to blow up everyone around me”.
Live to be 105 years old…shop here. http://www.baconfreak.com/bacon.html
I’m brewing my first batch of Bacon Beer this weekend.
Will it be good?
In theory, it would have to be, wouldn’t it?
Eating bacon greases the joints; prevents arthritis. Is there anything it CAN’T do?