A new poll shows that 50% of Americans say that doing taxes is worse than going to the dentist.
At least the dentist doesn’t take a percentage of your teeth every time you see him.
A new poll shows that 50% of Americans say that doing taxes is worse than going to the dentist.
At least the dentist doesn’t take a percentage of your teeth every time you see him.
Both leave us indentured.
~~ to Oppo!
Ow!
(Responding to the tax man, the dentist, and Oppo)
Both do root canals, but dentists do them through your mouth.
Since my dentist is one cool dude and has the hands of a [presumed] angel,
this comparison makes me no-never mind.
Now, if you’d have said “…like going voting and listening to your neighbors blather and drool…”,
I’d be all over it and give taxes a tie.
But my CPA is a peach and doesn’t charge too much.
So voting is ‘my ugly thing, not wanted’
It’s why I vote absentee and have some Jameson Shots while I fill in the little circles.
Makes it all worthwhile……….and when I’m done , it’s ‘all smiles’ time
One difference: The dentist may, just possibly, have some interest in what you think of government or paying taxes.
Both can be successful only after having numbed you first.
Both have reputations for shoving miscellaneous stuff down your throat.
Both put the bite on you and make you want to spit.
Both have unlimited scope.
At least the dentist tries to make it painless.
This is why Wesley Snipes has a criminal record but a lovely smile.
“At least the dentist doesn’t take a percentage of your teeth every time you see him.”
Tell that to my dentist’s drill.