This morning a little girl pointed at my belly and said, “That’s a fat baby!”
— SarahK Fleming (@sarahk47) April 4, 2013
If it was up to mothers, 92 percent of this country would play the piano.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) April 4, 2013
Sean Penn in Gangster Squad should’ve had a little leprechaun pal. It would’ve made the movie better (and no more ridiculous than it was)
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) April 4, 2013
RIP, Roger Ebert. Michael Bay can’t hurt you anymore.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 4, 2013
At any given moment in the United States, there’s a shirtless kid in a field whipping throwing stars at a scarecrow.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) April 4, 2013
When you describe someone as “super-smart”, you’re describing yourself as the opposite.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) April 4, 2013
“This morning a little girl pointed at my belly and said, “That’s a fat baby!”” — SarahK
Having that much cuteness at home isn’t fair!
“If it was up to mothers, 92 percent of this country would play the piano.” — Alex Baze”
And those mothers would be absolutely correct!