Once I was playing b-ball & a dude took off his T-shirt & under it he had the exact same shirt only w/o sleeves. We were all owned that day.
— Johnathon Hammerguns (@SucculentPizza) April 6, 2013
Margaret Thatcher proved the chattering classes absolutely wrong. For that they could never forgive her.
— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) April 8, 2013
“I prefer unfrosted Pop Tarts” said someone who I will never trust with any other life decision going forward.
— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) April 8, 2013
Judging from Twitter, Obama was so persuasive on guns that he won over the entire press corps, which had really been against him till now.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) April 8, 2013
Summary from the Left: Thatcher nothing special, but duck penis research is essential to the nation.
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) April 8, 2013
“duck penis research is essential to the nation’…………Mostly because since the British male has been effectively emasculated they’re looking for a good substitute.
I prefer unfrosted poptarts because they hold more melted butter.