Researchers using a Japanese supercomputer managed to simulate 1 second of human brain activity, but it took the machine 40 minute to do it.
So… sorta like waiting for Joe Biden to get to the point of a story.
Researchers using a Japanese supercomputer managed to simulate 1 second of human brain activity, but it took the machine 40 minute to do it.
So… sorta like waiting for Joe Biden to get to the point of a story.
Its one-second thought: “Surrender, hu– . . .” We’ll have to wait 40 minutes for the end of that.
So, maybe more like a cat’s brain. And the result was: TUNA!
It would probably take far less than forty minutes to simulate one second’s worth of Obama’s brain. There are only a small number of outcomes:
– sell our national defense down the river
– order the IRS to audit a conservative person or organization
– appoint a clown to an important job, like Secretary of State (actually, if memory serves, that was a sperm cell, not a clown)
– golf
– go on an expensive vacation
– play cards with handler
– blame W
– blame “Republican obstruction”
– issue an executive order
Those are pretty much the options, I think.