I only like the first six Final Fantasy games; they get too complicated after that.
Didn’t catch the president’s speech; is my XBox still spying on me or what?
I wouldn’t worry too much about the NSA; I’m sure Google is keeping tabs on them.
Never tried a blonde roast at Starbucks, but it sounds awful.
Dogs love to get pets which must be why wolves are so angry since they’re out in the wild with no one to pet them 🙁
I believe in more freedom and more shaming.
Come to think of it, a blueberry is a much more complicated thing to make than a Twinkie.
We already screwed up first black president; do we want to screw up 1st woman president by electing someone we only heard of because she married well?
I only understand other cultures for the purpose of exploiting their weaknesses.
I know it’s months and months until the new episodes of 24 air, but it’s never too early to start figuring out who the mole is.
If I had my way, all politicians would have to dress as clowns so we would be less tempted to take them seriously.
Of course, that would just make a lot of people more afraid of politicians.
It almost seems wrong to correct people on affect/effect when those words appear to have been maliciously designed to trick people.
Was Wendy Davis married to T-Bone?
Yes, but only some of the time. You turn it off sometimes, right?
I don’t care who she was married to , I’m never buying her hambugers again.
Edgar, back from the dead, is the mole. Don’t tell anyone.
Americans should just get used to not taking anyone seriously if they wear a suit. Works great with politicians and people giving out goofy “magazines” at the front door.
I saw a blonde roast one time. Dean Martin hosted, Joan Rivers was the guest of honor, Foster Brooks acted drunk, and Henny Youngman told some bad jokes. It was still better than most everything on TV today. Except maybe Justified.
If you think a certain former secretary of state married well, your wife may slap you silly.
That would make me more afraid of clowns.
Ramen noodles come in various flavors: beef, chicken, pork, shrimp, and…oriental. I never tried oriental, because I’m not interested in knowing what an oriental tastes like. (Probably just like all the others: salty. Hmmm, salty.)