Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After 31 months Europe’s comet-chasing spacecraft came out of hibernation and sent a message home. It was…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After 31 months Europe’s comet-chasing spacecraft came out of hibernation and sent a message home. It was…
… DEMAND A RECOUNT !!!
“This was all just a publicity stunt for ‘The Hangover 4: Lost in Space'”
… unfortunately, sent from an area under “roaming” charges, thus bankrupting the EU space agency.
… “bend over so I can see Uranus.”
… okay, where’s the remote?
… I’m still waiting to get into the obamacare website.
… The last thing I remember is I was watching Joe Biden give a speech.
… Stop nagging me! I do NOT need to stop and ask directions.
…an obvious question: You re-elected that nit-wit?
“….c’mon man, lemme sleep for 15 more minutes, I swear I’ll get up right after that!”
… “I was gonna ask ‘where’s my coffee’, but I think I’m just about to pass a Starbucks.”
“…NOT vote for Ob — what? I got cut off! I’m too late?”
“Anonymiss says hi!”
@10: Thread winner, in my book.
After 31 months Europe’s comet-chasing spacecraft came out of hibernation and sent a message home. It was…
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
After 31 months Europe’s comet-chasing spacecraft came out of hibernation and sent a message home. It was…
in French so who cares.
@8 wins by my count (and there’s probably another Starbucks across the street from THAT one).
@10 – that would explain it…
I hope I remembered to turn off the lights.
… hey guys, I’m here to plow out the Upper East Side, and… hey, where is everybody?
I surrender!
“I know everything hasn’t been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it’s going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do. I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. “
…a Rick Roll.
Damn you, Wascally Wabbit!
“I have a message from GOD … He says I’ll be fine but I’m pretty sure you’re all screwed.”
…intercepted by the NSA.
…a selfie.
…I knew I shoulda’ toined left at Albuquerque!
dit dit dit dah dah dah dit dit dit
…a friend request.
…a Facebook update.
…”Get out! Get out of there!”
…”Who sent in the Kraaken?”
‘Hey, uh, just catching up on mail, and, uh, quick question: I thought that if I liked my plan, I could keep it?
After 31 months Europe’s comet-chasing spacecraft came out of hibernation and sent a message home. It was…
…That’s no moon, It’s a space station
…You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!
…I’ve conjured up the stolen data tapes.
…I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
… a copy of the restraining order the comet has had filed against it.
…Hey! Who left Obama’s birth certificate and college transcripts on board?
…”Hey, what’s with all this Arctic ice? It was supposed to be gone by now.”
“Up to 85% of Cialis & Viagra!”
“Hello! My name is Prince Zoornax of the Planet Nigirion 8. I have $3,000,000.00 I need to move off planet quietly, but…”
“Special Order 937 Active”
@10 Cookies to Fred Key!! (by the way, it’s really cold in space and hard to bake. I must love you guys a whole LOT. :P)
After 31 Months Europe’s Comet-Chasing Spacecraft Came Out of Hibernation and Sent a Message Home. It Was…Hey, did the Americans get rid of that Obama guy? No? OK, I’ll stay out here another few years.
“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.”
…you can count yourselves lucky that I didn’t deliver any cubs while I was asleep.
“By landing on zis rocky, gassy comet, ve hope to prove zat zere are rocks and gasses in ze universe. And zat zey sometimes hurtle through ze sky.”
BEWARE! There are Nazis living on the far side of the moon. This Fourth Reich is planning to attack Washington DC. They want to inject POTUS with an albinism serum.
…”HAHAHA I’m free, suckers, free!!!”
I just spent 31 months chasing a comet and boy, are my arms tired!
…Angela Merkel cancel your verizon contract
Send more Chuck Berry.
Where is Anonymiss, I want a cookie.
… Comet filing restraining order, what next?
… Comets seem to contain ballot boxes stuffed with returns for Al Franken.
@45 Just one?
GIANT cookie to RAML 😀
@12 and COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS to walruskkkch! 🙂
@47 – Did you just speak whale?
@48 I’m not sure. If I did, it was on accident.
What did I say in whale?
@49 – You said “cookies”. Isn’t that what you were trying to say? 🙂
@50 Wow. I didn’t know I could say “cookies” in whale!
That’s kinda awesome 😀
“Whales got cookies!”
–B.C.
@52 Needs a reference link for the young folks, old man:
http://iliketothinkitsart.com/
(scroll down a bit)
Can you hear me now?
…std i/o not found.
After 31 months Europe’s comet-chasing spacecraft came out of hibernation and sent a message home. It was…
What in all gosh durn tarnation is “twerkin'”?
Comet approaching / Brakes are squealing / Try to Avoid/ That run-down feeling / Burma-Shave
Matt Musson @57: slow clap.