For Wardrobe the best!! goes to Wendy Davis for the “rouge-red” pair of running shoes. Mizuno, “The Wave Rider”.
These easily eclipsed those tired old Ruby Red Slippers of Dorothy’s.
Joe Biden for his role as funniest comedic sidekick in an on going political drama. “Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you, I’ll be here until 2016.” ~ Joe the Veep, here ’till 2016.
…”I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God.”
-January 20, 2013
Best Big Picture – the NSA, for “I Know What You Did Last Summer (and last Wednesday)”
Best Make-up Effect – Harry Reid’s cosmetologist for “getting such a life-like appearance from a soulless cadaver”
Best CGI Effect – The ACA for best simulation of a functional website
and a special lifetime achievement award to Elizabeth Warren, for her portrayal of a Native American
As always, Barry Obama in “Liar Liar.” Nominated but not winning were Joe Biden and Harry Reid in “Dumb and Dumber”, Nancy Pelosi, Sheila Jackson-Lee and Barbara Boxer in “The Witches of Beastwick”, and Barry Obama’s poll numbers in “Skyfall.”
Anthony Weiner, hands down (and don’t even think about where those hands are when they’re down), for his amazingly true-to-life performance in “Dumb and Dumber”.
“If you like your plan you can keep it.”
“At this point, what differences does it make?!”
#1 isn’t eligible for 2013 having been played in a prior year; therefore, it’s #2.
Wait… was I supposed to treat today like an actual holiday & not post a Straight Line?
Oh well.
So, my answer is: Joe Biden as Rutger Hauer in “Hobo With a Shotgun”
What performance of 2013 should win an Oscar?
When it comes to Oscar’s I always vote against the hetreosexual.
Off topic: Holiday? Every day is a holiday now… from our Constitution.
Just remember, MLK was a Republican before LBJ conned him into being a Democrat.
LBJ: a big piece of mostly forgotten criminal work for the history books.
For Wardrobe the best!! goes to Wendy Davis for the “rouge-red” pair of running shoes. Mizuno, “The Wave Rider”.
These easily eclipsed those tired old Ruby Red Slippers of Dorothy’s.
The entire crew at MSNBC’s performance of “Bizzaro World”
Barack Obama as his portrayal of a doctor in “Sign up Now.”
Best Musical Score goes to Chris Christy for bringing back the Simon and Garfunkle hit of “Bridge over Troubled Water”
Best Supporting role goes to Ethan Krupp for his brilliant portrayal of ‘pajama boy’.
Best Cinematography goes to Barack Obama for “Selfies at a Funeral”.
An Arizona Senator in the role of a Republican.
John Kerry for his role as Neville Chamberlain in “Give Peace A Chance.”
For Best Comedy:
Barack Hussain Osama as Der Fuhrer.
Joe Biden for his role as funniest comedic sidekick in an on going political drama. “Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you, I’ll be here until 2016.” ~ Joe the Veep, here ’till 2016.
…”I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God.”
-January 20, 2013
Best Big Picture – the NSA, for “I Know What You Did Last Summer (and last Wednesday)”
Best Make-up Effect – Harry Reid’s cosmetologist for “getting such a life-like appearance from a soulless cadaver”
Best CGI Effect – The ACA for best simulation of a functional website
and a special lifetime achievement award to Elizabeth Warren, for her portrayal of a Native American
Best interpretive Performance Oscar……The Sign Language guy at Mandela’s Funeral….
Best Wardrobe goes to Melissa Perry Whatzername for the tampon earrings.
The Oscars came on like a wrecking ball.
Barack Obama, as President of the United States, for the fifth year in a row!
As always, Barry Obama in “Liar Liar.” Nominated but not winning were Joe Biden and Harry Reid in “Dumb and Dumber”, Nancy Pelosi, Sheila Jackson-Lee and Barbara Boxer in “The Witches of Beastwick”, and Barry Obama’s poll numbers in “Skyfall.”
Anthony Weiner, hands down (and don’t even think about where those hands are when they’re down), for his amazingly true-to-life performance in “Dumb and Dumber”.
@18 Cookies to Bob B and @24 Iowa Jim !! 😀
Hillary bump & grind dancing in South Africa…too easy….next!