Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Shows That the Federal Government Adds a New Regulation Every 3 Hours. Also Every 3 Hours…

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A new report shows that the federal government adds a new regulation every 3 hours. Also every 3 hours…

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  1. Also Every 3 Hours…

    … Biden asks “Are we there yet?”
    … BO plans a vacation and/or golf outing.
    … Sandra Fluke (rhymes with Buck) uses birth control (or so she would have us believe).
    … Michael Moore orders takeout.
    … a Libtard wakes up and smells the coffee (I can dream, can’t I?).

  2. Also Every 3 Hours…

    …We slowly lose a little more liberty

    …It’s figured out that the previous regulation did not work and another one is needed

    …Pelosi claims the regulations are freeing us to pursue happiness

    …Jack Bauer has saved the country 13.3125 times

  3. A new report shows that the federal government adds a new regulation every 3 hours. Also every 3 hours…

    a liberal gets a hard on.

    A certain actress/comedian of dubious talent and limited ability eats a doughnut.

    a lawyer is added to the Federal trough to interpret the regulation.

    we pass another point of no return.

  4. …the White House adds three pounds of ass, but blame that on Bush policy inflation.

    …the negative results are made up for by an industry disappearing.

    …Obama does a high “this many” with Joe Biden.

    …another camel says “Now that’s the last straw…arrrggghhhhh!!!”.

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