He insisted that the Taco Bell franchises through which he laundered his money offer Breakfast Tacos ahead of the official March 27 rollout. The number of Federales using the drive-throughs drew the attention of the DEA.
…like they get all the other Mexicans – with a box, one end balanced on a stick with a long string tied to it and welfare, food stamps, and free healthcare as bait.
…ACORN accidentally registered him as a Republican and every Federal agency in the U.S. immediately went after him…for no political reason whatsoever in the most transparent, equitable, and appropriate way possible and if you think otherwise you’re a racist.
…new Facebook app won’t let you PM without disclosing your GPS coordinates…and you know what happens when you’re 20 minutes late and don’t tell your girlfriend you’re running late…
It’s a long story best suited for the deepest dark of the longest Winter’s night when strange dancing shadows of the dying fire light play tricks with a man’s eye and long draughts of Meade wend their sinews through the mind and all possibilities seem more probable than outlandish.
It was Bush’s fault! (No, wait…)
He was offered a Presidential Cabinet position and was accidentally arrested walking into the job interview.
They offered him free tickets to the Super Bowl.
He put walnuts in cookies.
How was Mexico’s most wanted drug lord captured?
applied for college tuition assistance at the wrong University of California.
How was Mexico’s most wanted drug lord captured?
get out of jail free card expired.
How was Mexico’s most wanted drug lord captured?
Kismet.
One of his drug couriers ratted on him.
How was Mexico’s most wanted drug lord captured?
That last campaign check to the DNC bounced.
The Federales just followed their noses!
He was captured? That’s just like, your opinion, man.
How was Mexico’s most wanted drug lord captured?
All the federales say
They could have had him any day
They only let him hang around
Out of kindness I suppose
Showed up in court to sue Eric Clapton over the royalties from Cocaine.
Forgot that Canada still has a border.
DEA backtracked the footprints in the spillage from Chicago to Mexico.
Tried to sell pot in Colorado without adding tax.
His pile of money became hazardous to NASA’s Muslim outreach.
He insisted that the Taco Bell franchises through which he laundered his money offer Breakfast Tacos ahead of the official March 27 rollout. The number of Federales using the drive-throughs drew the attention of the DEA.
By Obama, single-handedly, with one hand behind his back.
The photos have been destroyed.
A certain Time Lord got angry over the way this drug “lord” usurped his title…
Hi guys! I’m sorta back. Nice to see you!
@2 Glad they got him. That is just PURE EVIL.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
– Hillary Clinton
(nope, she’s never going to live that down.)
He would have gotten away if it weren’t for those Medellin kids.
Hey, glad to see Anonymiss back!
They traced him through his Facebook account, by saying hello to his leettle “friend” request.
Turned in by his brother, the Fredo bandito.
Anonymiss captured him singlehandedly (thus explaining her recent absence…)
He started requiring photo ID to make a purchase, angering Democrats.
Got greedy when Holder began Fast and Furious sombrero running scheme.
Much easier to get votes while in Chicago jail when he runs in next presidential election.
@22 But it was supposed to be a SECRET mission.
Shhhhhhh.
As far as you guys know, I was at a “wedding”. Got it?
@24 – Stranger things have happened at weddings…
(welcome back)
(this place could use a feminine touch)
(and cookies)
@25 Cookies to Steve H!!
I missed you guys too. 🙂
They don’t have dimes in Mexico, so someone must’ve dropped a chalupa.
By a spontaneous reaction to the movie Scarface subtitled in Spanish.
It was a sordid tale involving weapons, expensive SUVs, the DEA and too much tequila…
They ran a phony Mexican hat dance contest and he showed up.
How was Mexico’s most wanted drug lord captured?
Sharks with frikken laser beams on their heads
It involved a box, a string tied to a stick and a small piece of cheese
He turned right at Albuquerque by mistake.
…since Holder is still AG, you can be certain it was unintentional.
…he accidentally summoned the sheriff of Maricopa County when somebody offered him and his men free pastries and he exclaimed, “Our pie? Oh!”
Very slowly.
…like they get all the other Mexicans – with a box, one end balanced on a stick with a long string tied to it and welfare, food stamps, and free healthcare as bait.
It was the Spanish Inquisition. He wasn’t expecting it.
Mexican Jumping Beans.
…ACORN accidentally registered him as a Republican and every Federal agency in the U.S. immediately went after him…for no political reason whatsoever in the most transparent, equitable, and appropriate way possible and if you think otherwise you’re a racist.
…Obama decided to give him some payback for shorting him on his choom order.
…new Facebook app won’t let you PM without disclosing your GPS coordinates…and you know what happens when you’re 20 minutes late and don’t tell your girlfriend you’re running late…
…apparently the Mexican authorities accidentally bumped into him while collecting their bribe money from another cartel.
…one of his blog readers got fed up that he stopped judging the punchlines on his “punchline of the day” post and turned him in.
How was Mexico’s most wanted drug lord captured?
It’s a long story best suited for the deepest dark of the longest Winter’s night when strange dancing shadows of the dying fire light play tricks with a man’s eye and long draughts of Meade wend their sinews through the mind and all possibilities seem more probable than outlandish.
Lois Lerner and some low-level workers in Cincinnati
#18 for the win!
How was Mexico’s most wanted drug lord captured?
BARACK OBAMA YAYS!!!
If anyone actually thinks I am Janeane, I’ll shoot myself.
@45 I don’t know, Burt, you sound an awful lot like her… 😛
@41 blarg: Pancholine of the Day?
Judicious use of photoshop put him ahead of George Zimmerman on FBI’s ten whitest Hispanics list.
Eventually, the Aztec bubble burst.
Turned in by Acapulco Goldfinger.
Caught in a Honey Baja trap.
Because he’s a stupid Mexican.
(* and will be released due to failure to read him his Carmen Miranda rights.)
Indicted by a Rio Grande jury.
OK, I think I’m done.
Now that Anonymiss is back I’m looking forward to the gratuitous cookies.
Hey, Walrus! Don’t count your cookies before they’re baked!
… he went for Take-Out. “Yo quiero Taco Bell”.
His bodyguards were distracted during the “Chicken Dance”, and that was all she wrote…
Sallie Mae found him when he was two days late on his student loan payment.
… they sprinkled salt on his tail.
… Queen to Rook 7, Warlord in check.
… He checked into his hotel, but the floor was reeeeaaally sticky for some reason.