Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The IRS Commissioner warned of “extensive wait times” for phone assistance. Why?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The IRS Commissioner warned of “extensive wait times” for phone assistance. Why?
Most people’s fingers are too fat.
To give the FBI time to trace it..duh!
Because SEIU got milk and cookie breaks as part of the last contract.
Because those porn sites ain’t gonna look at themselves bud!
Because IRS phone assistants are immigrants who only speak Austrian.
One word: SEQUESTER!
One word: BUSH!
One word: CONSERVATIVE!
Because it cuts into their texting.
Because SNOW!
Because…..THEY CAN!
It all started at an IRS office in Illinois.
All IRS phones are tied up listening in to the Tea Party 501 donors.
All calls are routed thru Cincinnati.
IRS personnel are busy persecuting Obama critics.
The IRS only has three employees that are familiar enough with the 70000 pages of tax code to actually offer advice.
Because they are kind, considerate souls who truly care about unfairly taxing our patience…just not our hard-earned money.
They need time to run a Google search on your tea party affiliation before they can drop the hammer on you.
They need time to compose themselves after the obligatory fits of giggling at your situation.
For efficiency, they have found it helpful to position the SWAT team outside your door before they talk to you. This takes time.
why not? they own your ass. get used to it.
IRS personnel have to spend 3 hours of each workday getting training for the changes Obama decreed the day before.
They’re busy trying to sign up for Obamacare.
Because the software designed to forward the calls was written by the same goobers who did the ObamaCare site.
Because their phone system is VOIP-based – which stands for “Very Obnoxious Invasive Protocol.”
Because they all have cats and we know how labor intensive THEY are!
Who has time to answer phones, what with morning break, extended lunch time, afternoon break, making stupid videos, checking porn sites for 501c4 groups, reviewing their investment portfolios, suing for more benefits, filing for EBT cards and unemployment benefits, reading up on the 5th amendment, and plaaning their next vacation.
The ‘Phone Assistance’ line has been permanently forwarded to Emperor Obama’s phone, and that particular line is always tied up side-stepping Congress.
Before they can answer the phone, they have to check the NSA satellite feed on James O’Keefe to make sure it isn’t him.
All IRS agents in the ‘Phone Assistance’ department have been shifted to the newly created ‘Persecute All Who Oppose Obama” department.
because they’re charging you $19.95 a minute for the call.
Because incoming calls from all 57 states can clog the system.
Because some of the CSRs working at the call center commute to work via the Intercontinental Railroad.
Why?
Cause you live in a red state.
The IRS Commissioner Warned of “Extensive Wait Times” for Phone Assistance. Why?
Koskinen is merely copying Apple’s “Genius Bar” phone assistance.
He is training the American people in patience, so the long wait times at the doctor won’t seem so bad.
So not as many people will call. The IRS has more important things to do.
Because phone-related medical issues aren’t covered under obummercare.
because it takes longer when you don’t know what you’re doing.
…because phones are pretty new to the third world country the IRS outsourced its phone assistance to.
… because the NSA is having Server problems.
…because since there’s no competition and you’re required to participate, who cares?
…hey, those Star Trek videos aren’t going to make themselves.
…the IRS employees are all busy wasting tax money. And there’s A LOT of tax money.
… naptime.
Wants to prove his managerial acumen by reproducing the obamacare website experience at half the cost.