Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The IRS will be giving its employees bonuses to boost morale. Other morale-boosters…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The IRS will be giving its employees bonuses to boost morale. Other morale-boosters…
…include get-out-of-jail-free cards for malfeasance.
…involve re-instating the old Roman system for tax collection: set an amount each agent must give to the government, and allow each agent carte blanche to wring from the populace as much as they could…
The IRS will be giving its employees bonuses to boost morale. Other morale-boosters…
the bonuses will be tax exempt.
The IRS will be giving its employees bonuses to boost morale. Other morale-boosters…
Every agent will be allowed to publicly bullwhip a conservative.
The IRS will be giving its employees bonuses to boost morale. Other morale-boosters…
free hookers and blow.
during audits they will now be allowed to use strappado, bastinado and the spanish boot.
: agency supplied car and defense attorney.
New incentive program: top performing Tea Party crushers get to leave Cincinnati!
…getting paid to produce more
cheapStar Trek parody videos.(also @3…you need to add “as long as they only vote Democrat” )
1460 days of paid vacation for members of congress.
Complementary Blindfolds, Earmuffs and Ball gags for supreme court justices.
Obamaphones for the NSA
Bullet proof vests for ambassadors.
Replacement marbles for the VP
Promotions for malfeasance. Never mind. That morale booster has existed for decades.
The IRS will be giving its employees bonuses to boost morale. Other morale-boosters…
… include permission to say you worked for Hooters on your resume, instead of the IRS.
@12 – Especially advantageous for the guys.
@6 because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! 🙂
@9 Given they are IRS employees I thought that would be redundant.
The IRS will be giving its employees bonuses to boost morale. Other morale-boosters…
everyone gets their own lunch time show featuring Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
all oral reports come with back-up singers.
22 beats 21 in all US casinos.
The IRS will be giving its employees bonuses to boost morale. Other morale-boosters…
every Friday is “Feminist Accounting” day, male numbers don’t count.
… top-shelf liquor for employees who refuse to testify before Congress, a policy known as “A Fifth for The Fifth”.
… a nifty, pressed brown shirt and a pair of jackboots to wear at the next rally.
…a nifty new ad campaign featuring the new slogan – “We’re the president’s men, and we’re here to help…ourselves”.
…resumption of the Daily Two Minute Laugh At Al Sharpton’s Last Return.
…lowering level of incompetence that is rewarded with promotion so the slackers don’t get all of the primo jobs.
…Pentagrams are now tax deductible for federal workers, brimstone fumes will cause building evacuations January through April.
…IRS employees will give 50% less money to politicians to boost bonuses for IRS employees.
…arrival and quitting time clock punching replaced by puppy punching.
… “It’s Not Only Legal, It’s Extra-Legal!” T-shirts.
… a toy 501(c)3PO droid to play with.
… a Mohammad Atta-boy, for destroying the American way of life.
… space in the government bunker when Obama’s “MyRAN” policy fails.
first dibs on the presidents leftover dog burgers
… a party budget equal to that of the GSA.
… free beer and dinner: 1040-ouncers and civil servant turf.
… (with a wage garnish on the side.)
… motivational posters saying “Remember: Our Customers Are Always *Right*!”
…a free puppy! To fill the gaping hole in their lives once filled with friends and family before they went to work for the IRS.
…a retirement plan that promises the return of their souls.
… “Deduct Dynasty” swag.
The IRS will be giving its employees bonuses to boost morale. Other morale-boosters…
..the most productive agents in the Cincinnati office will receive new IDs and addresses.
… a mink coat.
They can have the mink, instead, but it must be listed as de-furred income.
… “All your base salaries are belong to us!” coffee mugs.
… “We Will Capwne You” mousepads.
… “We’re Number Onesie!” onesies.
… “110% Tax Bracket” dreamcatchers.
The IRS will be giving its employees bonuses to boost morale. Other morale-boosters…
A key-chain with the company logo.
Free trips to exotic lands with taxpayer funded credit cards.
Income Equality regardless of the Effort Inequality
A cookie with walnuts for each audit without a tax increase (no wonder they are so snippy).
Brown Shirts, and those cute little SS pins for them.
…10 free audits to give to the enemies of your choice!
… Bindles and cardboard signs, so that they can pretend to be hobos at the next family reunion and their family will stop being ashamed of where they work.
…throwing TEA Partiers to the lions.
…taxing candy from babies.
The IRS Will Be Giving Its Employees Bonuses to Boost Morale. Other Morale-Boosters…
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
I can dream, can’t I?
Free tickets to the next DNC!!!!