Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…
The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…
to eliminate all walnuts for cookies.
The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…
with much regret, remorse and hand-wringing.
…to remove all traces of Bengazi from the nation’s consciousness.
…to destroy all evil carbon-producing power plants around the globe, until it unexpectedly runs out of power…
The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…
to prevent hanging chads.
for Porn.
for cool outer space shoot outs with invading mutant aliens from Alpha Centauri.
…to perform reverse-LASIK on the eyes of the nation’s “journalists,” so that they see Obama surrounded by a halo 100% of the time (instead of the current 95%).
The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…
mostly by the Chinese and Russians to great affect.
To target those who have not yet signed up for Obamacare.
Instead of guns . . . as a ‘green’ alternative.
. . . Who knows, we have to fund the laser before we know what it will do.
The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…
only after the Pentagon asks, “Mother Nanny-state, May I?”
The obvious answer is:
…by Obama to focus on jobs (again).
… by being strapping onto the heads of frickin’ sharks.
… to cook an entire houseful of popcorn.
… to drive cats NUTS.
Does #12 count as an obscure reference of just a cool reference?
The US Is Developing the World’s Most Powerful Laser. It Will Be Used… on next week’s episode of Mythbusters to see if it really is possible to cook an entire house full of popcorn.
(thank you for the memory jog Can of Spam. That was, in its own way, a really good movie)
…in a vain attempt to destroy Wormwood.
…to carve the President’s face on the moon.
@14: Obscure. 80’s movie.
@18 – but it shows real genius…
…for “Muslim outreach”…under a better President.
@11: or to vaporize any air quotes in its vicinity.
…as a paperweight since it requires about 100000x more power than we currently have.
…for something Communisty I’m sure.
…to distract attention from the world’s most powerful loser, which the U.S. has also developed.
… in all NASA office parties from now on, to the accompaniment of the sound effect “Pew! Pew! Pew!”
…to extort more grant money.
…vaporize politicians that say “let me be clear”.
… by the Obama administration to challenge our enemies to a game of laser tag, while they instead choose to play AK-47 tag.
…to slice in half Chinas only aircraft carrier…Bwahahahahaha!
… to bore pinhole-sized openings in Muslim terrorists, to the accompaniment of the quip, “See ya laser, Allah-gazer!”
…to open a portal to the 8th Dimension. (now THAT’S an obscure 80’s movie reference!)
…at the Pink Floyd reunion concert.
… to nip any resurgent German militarism in the bud, through laser Herr removal.
…for Nancy Pelosi’s Laser Skin resurfacing
…For Robin Williams’ hair removal treatments.
The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used … to light up Obama’s blunts. We’re talking like the optimum of Choom Gang absorption here, like maybe even total, baby! The only down side is that the Surgeon General has determined that smoking your own lips can be hazardous to your health.
…to operate on the world’s most powerful hemorrhoid.
@31 How can any Jeff Goldblum movie be obscure? He’s famous.
…as the main weapon on Obama’s space station -The Debt Star.
…to reestablish Mans dominion over clamshell packaged consumer goods.
…by the Secret Service to protect The Worlds Most Powerful Loser.
…to eliminate height inequality.
…sporadically, after the carpenters and painters are finished, and after the carpenters and painters are finished and so on.
@31 Just watched it before the Super Bowl. The half time show should have been those hard rockin’ scientists, The Hong Kong Cavaliers.
The US Is Developing the World’s Most Powerful Laser. It Will Be Used…
to blow you head clean off, so you have to ask yourself. “Do I feel lucky”? Well do ya? Punk!
…while shouting “pew, pew, pew” as you shoot it.
…. as a backdrop to Obama’s fateful “My lase” speech to the nation.
@39 “It’s DE – BOO – TAY!”
… as a battering ram (or doorstop) by the Smartest Administration Ever ™.
… to prove global warming exists, one square inch at a time.
… as a battering ram (or doorstop) by the Smartest Administration Ever ™.
… to prove global warming exists, one square inch at a time.
The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…
…to warm up NASA’s coldest place in the universe.
…to make holes in donuts
…to poke holes in the atmosphere to let out some CO2. (Libs sure hate plants and trees)
…as a portal to bring Howard the Duck to Earth
.. to instantly duplicate posts!
@43
Where are we going?
PLANET 10!
When are we going?
REAL SOON!
The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…
to easily kill you or go fishing.
…to solve the age old question: Which is better, railguns or lasers?
. . . to sear memories into what passes for John Kerry’s brain
…to finally eliminate that glitch known as James Bond.
… to play with the world’s largest cat.
The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…
With appreciation to replies 13 and 53,
To torment cats…
ON MARS!!!!!
(D’oh, stupid capslock and tab keys being so close together.)
For punching holes for the “eyes” of needles.
As a sex toy for Mini-Me.
To cause global warming so we can get money to fight global warming.