Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US military is developing pizza that doesn’t need refrigeration. Its next invention…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US military is developing pizza that doesn’t need refrigeration. Its next invention…
Its next invention…
… someone willing to eat it.
… pepperoni that doesn’t backfire.
… a weaponized version of Chuck E. Cheese.
… Little Caeser in camo-camo.
… a Tactical Noid.
… a laterine that can handle the resulting month-old pizza smell.
…a delivery boy without tattoos
…a cookie that never goes stale (Anonymiss consulting)
…a chicken wing with meat on it
…veterans that don’t need to be paid.
Alka Seltzer that doesn’t fizz
…: weapons-grade anchovies.
…is a Commander in Chief who doesn’t hate America.
…warm boots?
(#6 would be nice.)
..anything but the word Anonymous and matched with the word Cookies.
Rifles that can’t be fired.
Pizza that doesn’t need refrigeration and tastes like pizza.
Lima bean MRE’s that people want to eat.
(All you old C-Rat types know what I mean!)
Tactical cheesecake.
its called Dominos
…cookies that don’t need baking.
…pre-killed terrorists.
…VP’s who have a brain.
…self cooking Annoymiss cookies!!!
…a doughnut without a hole.
…self baking Annoymiss cookies!!! (you really don’t “cook” cookies, do you?)
…beer filled crusts.
…ROEs that put soldiers on ice (Yell FREEZE!!! and don’t move until you’re dead or Obama orders Simon to says).
…Dogs that don’t need to be uneaten.
…a way to count votes of service men and women that totals even less than zero.
…refrigeration that needs something else besides beer and breakfast pizza.
The US military is developing pizza that doesn’t need refrigeration. Its next invention… antacids that look like, and sort of but not quite taste like, pepperoni.
@14,l 15, & 16: Already exists. They’re called “no-bake cookies.”
…a battlefield Twinkie machine.
…industrial strength TUMS.
…a new ad campaign…’3 years or less or it’s free’
…will cost half a billion dollars and will never be deployed….
… ice cream that doesn’t need refrigeration.
…a UAV that delivers it in 30 minutes or less.
…a teleprompter that doesn’t need a president.
The US military is developing pizza that doesn’t need refrigeration. Its next invention…
self-heating DOG.
Improved bacon delivery system.
The US military is developing pizza that doesn’t need refrigeration. Its next invention…
-An improved dehydrated pork patty for enhancing your defensive position. It will be as inedible as the original one, but if it is put in a three day old sock it can be thrown like a hand grenade to repel the opfor. Sort of like using a skunk as a biological weapon.
-Cheese spread that stops you up even more.
-MRE heaters that smell like lavender when activated, rather than a dehydrated pork patty in a three day old sock.
The US military is developing pizza that doesn’t need refrigeration. Its next invention…
…refrigerators that do not have a pizza tray.
…Something to replace the “happy meals” for sailors working a long shift on deck that consist of a cold piece of ham, 1 pineapple ring, a dry roll and a can of Bluebird pineapple juice.
…more things that go *BOOM* (sweet)
Instant beer. Maybe pizza will kill the beer taste and beer kill the pizza taste.
@24: Astronaut ice cream in MREs? Would it taste better than astronaut ice cream?
….is minature saberlights to cut the pizza….”May the flactulance be with you”