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The Ten Most Bizarre Theories About Why the Dinosaurs Went Extinct
Oddly, “murdered by octopi” not on the list.
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They forgot my personal favorite: Dick Cheney and his evil army of knuckle-draggin’, gun-clingin’ Bible thumpin’ zombies went back in time in the Halliburton Time Machine and used their Koch-designed lasers to wipe out all the dinosaurs and made a 20 minute music video from it and sold it to Fox News.
Whoa — Spoiler alert!