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Archive of entries posted on 21st May 2014
Barack Obama: Angry Black Man
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“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
[Obama Is So Mad] (Viewer #20,226)
The One Time He Wouldn’t Lead From Behind
Experts now say that, within 10 years, every country on Earth will have drones capable of firing missiles.
Just waiting for Obama to declare that America will “lead the world” by getting rid of ours first.
Chuck Him Into a Harbor
Link of the Day: Godzilla, USA!
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Wisdom of the Day: Aiken Defending Stars
Buckley: Rather be governed by 1st 500 names in phone book than Harvard faculty.
Problem is that "Aiken, Clay" is very high in phonebook.
— Popehat (@Popehat) May 20, 2014
Obama is now at that ironic juncture where his most ardent devotees are defending him for 5th time in a row as clueless and not malevolent.
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) May 20, 2014
*Coming up on Dancing With the Stars!*
{Millions of people disintegrate from the high amount of heat & gas & explode from being in space}
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) May 20, 2014
Dude! Did You Get Pelosi’s Twitter Invite?
In Canada, it’s causing a huge social-media scandal that 1500 teens broke into an empty mansion for a huge party that completely trashed the place.
In America, that’d just be considered a metaphor for Democrats and health care.
Obama Warned Us – For the Planet
“It’s the right thing to do for the planet, but it’s also the right thing to do for the bottom line.” —President Obama #ActOnClimate
“Ask anybody who gets green energy grants.”
Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Plans to Take 500,000 Acres Near the Mexican Border and …
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama plans to take 500,000 acres near the Mexican border and…
Typical Doctor Who fans, um, enthusiasts
This is how some people imagine Doctor Who enthusiasts are.
It’s totally not true. We wouldn’t turn out the lights.
Random Thoughts: Science, Commencement Addresses, and the 1st Amendment
So were the hipsters open-carrying at Chipotle wielding black-powder pistols?
We’ll have more trust in science when people learn to separate it from scientists.
I have trouble believing anyone who argues with “X% of scientists believe this!” has any useful science knowledge.
What’s even the point of a commencement address in this job market? Who needs a big speech before moving back in with their parents?
A little confusing that we needed an amendment to end slavery but gay marriage was hidden in the Constitution all along.
Realizing that the Founding Fathers had hidden gay marriage in the Constitution could be a plot for National Treasure III.
You either get to be a bigot or a fascist. Pick your side.
When the Founding Fathers wrote the 1st Amendment, they never considered that in the future people might get their feelings hurt.
What if the terrorists found and attacked the hidden valley where we make all our ranch dressing? This nation would grind to a halt.
He Just Wants to Be Thorough
Noting that he had less than 3 years left as Secretary of State, John Kerry said “I wish I had more time”.
Why? Does he think there’ll still be some US allies left that he hasn’t insulted by then?