Why Can’t Liberals Stay Parodyable?

SO revealing:

John Kerry said

“I will tell you, my friends, I have seen this scourge of terror across the planet, and so have you,” he continued. “They don’t offer anything except violence. They don’t offer a health care plan, they don’t offer schools. They don’t tell you how to build a nation, they don’t talk about how they will provide jobs. They just tell people, ‘You have to behave the way we tell you to,’ and they will punish you if you don’t.”

Because, you see, if you DID provide all those things, THEN you can tell people to behave, and punish their non-compliance – freedom and liberty be damned.

I really, sincerely, hate this man and his arrogant, socialist ilk.

Link of the Day: Dinosaur, Paper, Scissors

(Submitted by Nate [High Praise!])

T-Rex throws out first pitch at Padres game

(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

Rock, Paper, Scissors: Winning formula cracked, but robot beats everyone

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Random Thoughts: Orwell and Community

Animal Farm is all about how government works well when you elect the people you are sure are the smartest and give them free reign.

1984 is about the dangers of not doing Communism correctly.

With all the comic book movies and tv shows coming out, what percentage of people actually read comic books?

One more season and a movie! All Community needed was one more season! Well, update Wikipedia to say all the characters were killed by an asteroid.

Can’t we kickstarter one more season of Community? Anyone know how to work that kickstarter thing?

I guess they could go straight to a movie, but 5 seasons and a movie would just be stupid. Whoever heard of such a thing?

Community was one of the best comedies ever. Worth getting HuluPlus just to watch all the seasons.

Wife and I are currently using HuluPlus to watch really really old Dr Who episodes. Community was much funnier.

My favorite thing to shirk are my responsibilities.