Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia plans to have a moon base by 2030, which will feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia plans to have a moon base by 2030, which will feature…
Russia plans to have a moon base by 2030, which will feature…
…roulette tables. 5 out of 6 people win.
…vodka
…Ukrainian refugees
…an anti-IMAO nuke shield.
…the first gay Russian cosmonaut.
An Illudium P-38 space modulator.
…a big shout out to barack and michelle obama for all the help.
…moon pies, since Russia ‘invented’ them.
…a fast-food establishment selling Chicken Kiev.
…permanent residents known as ‘lunatics’.
Russia plans to have a moon base by 2030, which will feature…
absolutely no offensive weapons of any kind. Putin pinky swears!
Extensive tours of ‘their’ Sea of Tranquility locations (since the U.S. isn’t using them)
…futuristic space-communism!
…a guy with a Russian-German accent and a low voice that sounds like Henry Kissinger to do all countdowns and announcements.
…plans copied directly from Moonraker.
A statue of the man who finally brought down America, Comrade Obama.
…a panel of retired Olympic judges to score the cow jumpings.
…a robust green cheese export industry.
…civilians who will not leave, no matter what, held there by Stalingravity.
…claims that the base can’t be seen because it was built on the dark side.
…dachas for the powerful cosmonauts, located on the shore of the Sea of Tranquility.
…the first extra-terrestrial environmental disaster.
…beautiful women who are harsh mistresses.
…a real live version of the video game “Moon Patrol”.
…an amazingly futuristic piece of technology known as “the working toilet,” something the common proles can only dream of.
PS: In Soviet Russia moon nukes you.
…Tom Cullen saying “M. O. O. N., that spells moon base”, thus increasing a thousand fold the useful information that space exploration has given us since NASA went M. O. O. N., that spells Muslim.
@19 Eric: that “amazingly futuristic piece of technology…”
Processing human waste requires H20, O2 plus heat if you want to sterilize it for fertilizer in your Lunar greenhouse. So, in order to eat, you must crap first. This will lead to a new communist manifesto: “(1) From each, according to his crap; (2) to each, refer to #1.”
… for Edward Snowden, The Arrest Warrant At The End Of The Universe.
But they ll probably just say “So Long And Thanks For All The Phishing.”
… a Tsar Trek convention.
Large “I m Looking At You, Mars” billboards.
…sexual harassment charges against the Man in the Moon.
oops, sorry. that would be if obama started the settlement.
… a referendum of moon inhabitants on the establishment of a Russian base, which will overwhelming vote in the daffirmative.
… the dacha side of the moon.
(Hat tip to Dohtimes!)
Russia plans to have a moon base by 2030, which will feature…
a special section to take care of “US” National Parks.
…one small poo for Laika II, one giant walking the dog for mankind.
…Sarah Palin claiming she can see Russia from pretty much anywhere, at night.
…zero eclipses of the moons if the drapes are left open.
… typical socialist dogma: individuals sacrificing for the crater good.
…pictures of a shirtless Putin riding a moon creature across the lunar landscape.
A Groznyworld ™ theme park, with a remake of Alien vs. Predator starring Obama and Putin.
I’m totally giving bacon to Dohtimes (@20) for the “The Stand” reference.
a non-functioning monolith
…the next round of Survivor after they figure out how to keep the tiki torches lit