When you pay that much for college, there should be someone on hand at each university whose job it is to slap obnoxious idiots.

Faculty and students.

And we’re absolutely sure the camel thing isn’t a parody? This is getting beyond believability.

I really like Frozen, but the prominent face-heel turn in it makes absolutely no sense.

My son has turned one; time to start teaching him a useful skill. It’s never too early to prevent your kids from being hippies.

Sometimes I forget not everyone has spent hours reading tvtropes.org and thus don’t know all the common terminology from it.

Do you know that every political opponent that Clay Aiken has been in a tight race with has died mysteriously?

So as I’ve learned from Green Arrow and Hawkeye, purchasing a composite bow from Dick’s is the easiest entry point to being a superhero.

Hmm. Didn’t get my Koch brothers check this week. Guess I’ll go back to tweeting how much I love government.

You had me at “directed by Christopher Nolan” but the trailer still helped.

I learned my lesson about avoiding a Christopher Nolan movie because the premise sounded boring when I finally saw The Prestige.