Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To celebrate his 1000th flight aboard Air Force One, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To celebrate his 1000th flight aboard Air Force One, President Obama…
… let the pilot drive this time.
… buzzed the capital building.
… kept his nose up (wait, he always does that).
… opened that package from Justin Beiber and passed it around.
… renamed the plane Choom One, Dude
To celebrate his 1000th flight aboard Air Force One, President Obama…
got his little tin wings from the pilot.
got some extra pudding for dessert at dinner.
played his 1000th round of golf.
…had the pilot do “sky donuts” at 30,000 feet.
…vowed to make another 1000 flights before the end of his term ,because his work isn’t done yet.
To celebrate his 1000th flight aboard Air Force One, President Obama…
… got permission from Michelle to pick the destination.
…enjoyed an in flight concert from Beoncey and Jay Z, then went and sat on the pilot’s lap, then went to his private video booth to watch a movie about gladiators.
Buzzed the Twin Tower site for a photo op.
. . . directed Eric Holder to sneak another thousand guns into Mexico and not to bother tracking those, either
. . . lit a joint with a $1,000 bill
. . . ate his thousandth dlg
…made a pass at the jive interpreter. http://youtu.be/fXSLcYQHqFQ
…drank to the health of the Air Force crew. There is no way they can get healthcare after they retire.
ordered four new 747’s
…ate three puppies and barfed up Nancy Pelosi.
…took $300… wait… $300,000 from petty cash.
To celebrate his 1000th flight aboard Air Force One, President Obama…
…visited all 57 states
…went on vacation
…bought a new pair of mom jeans
…had 20″ spinner rims installed
…had Air Force One painted black on black, renamed it to Obama One, replaced eagle in the Air Force logo with a chicken and replaced the US Flag with his face.
That should have been “dog”, not “dlg”.
…he sang that Helen Reddy song from the movie Airport to himself the whole flight, just like all the other flights, wearing a nuns habit.
…did his Dewey Oxburger impression for the thousandth time, then he and Michelle read old speeches of Fidels to each other.
…replaced the jet contrails with dog entrails.
@15 – Hot-diggity-dog!
…said “Wait, is a thousand a real number, or made up like my budget proposals?”
Buzzed Number One Observatory Circle and took off half the roof with the landing gear. Joe’s still shaking his little fist, heh heh heh.
… had Baghdad Jay tell the press that the flight was free because Zippy used frequent flier miles. The intrepid reporters knew that wasn’t the whole story, and demanded to know what flavor of Jell-O was served on the flight.
… added an “F” to his Frequent Liar status.
…tried out the escape capsule.
…. asked the pilot to drop flaps and slow down so that he could show the press his DB Cooper impersonation.
…buzzed the tower, even though the pattern was full.
…took his 1001st flight on Air Force One to somewhere else he needed to misappropriate taxpayer dollars.