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Archive of entries posted on 20th May 2014
Watch This One Second – It’ll Make More Sense
It’s in response to the video “The Expert“, which was previously posted at IMAO.
It actually solves the problem:
[D. Scott Williamson, Expert ] (Viewer #27,940)
CHANGE!
A new poll shows that 65% of Americans want the next president to pursue policies and programs that are different from President Obama’s.
The other 35% said they want THIS President to do that, too.
I Like My Bacon Like I Like My Women – Hot Enough to Sizzle
Link of the Day: Satire – Obama Accepts Putin’s Invitation To Drinking Contest For Control of Ukraine
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Obama Accepts Putin’s Invitation To Drinking Contest For Control of Ukraine
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Wisdom of the Day: Polar Wax Like Magician
I'm so sick of the polar caps. We get it. You're cold. You have penguins and Santa. What a big man you are. Let's see you grow a peach tree.
— John Cheese (@johncheese) May 19, 2014
A wax museum is a museum like potato salad is a salad.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 19, 2014
Luke…I am your father. I went out for cigarettes years ago (hence the voice) and I split, but now I'm back and I'd like to be in your life
— patrick (@tastefactory) May 19, 2014
Spent the last hour laughing at the thought of a dog magician saying, "Labracadabra!" Benedryl is fun.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) May 19, 2014
It’s Only Fair, and Liberals Like Fair, Right?
A proposed California law would tax drivers by the mile.
To give citizens a sporting chance, the tax should only be applied above the number of miles from their house to the state border.
Obama Warned Us – Solar!
FACT: Since President Obama took office, America has increased its electricity generation from solar—more than 10-fold.
“OTHER FACT: birds are are solar-flammable.”
Straight Line of the Day: The Worst Part of Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Program…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The worst part about Michelle Obama’s school lunch program…
Doctor Who – The Pitch
Last year, I decided to watch all of the old Doctor Who episodes. Not the current series that began in 2005, but the old one that began in 1963. Finished it earlier this year, though my weekly wrap-ups of individual seasons haven’t all been published yet.
If you’ve been following them, and have decided you want to watch it, well, then, I’ll welcome you aboard the TARDIS. If you still aren’t sure, or if you want to offer something to friends to help them decide if they want to watch the old show, let me offer this. It’s the original sales pitch to the BBC for the show:
Now Who can argue with that?
(SWIDT)
Random Thoughts: Godzilla, Trigger Warnings, and Rape Culture
A Hollywood production of Godzilla seems like it was an easy way to make tons of box office money. Why hadn’t anyone thought of that before?
You should tax what you want less of. Tax whining.
You should never construe my attacks on a politician as meaning his or her opponent isn’t awful as well.
My father died from a trigger warning, so please don’t mention them around me.
The gun I bought came with a trigger warning. “WARNING: Contains trigger.”
No one is talking about only allowing government-approved speech; we’re talking about tolerance-approved speech. Entirely different.
The whole point of establishment picks are to find candidates who can lose honorably without embarrassing us.
It makes me feel good inside that I’m apparently better informed about breaking events than the president.
I was unaware we have a useless president until I saw about it in news reports.
Shows us on the doll where Paul Ryan touched your ideology.
A law that should make everyone happy: A ban on Democrats owning guns.
As opposed to what? Air buffalo? Oh, I guess that’s where buffalo wings come from.
Rape culture? I didn’t know rape made cultural contributions. I assume it’s things like Nickelback and Axe body spray.
It Even Affects Inanimate Objects
The commander of US air forces in the Pacific is reporting that Russian planes and ships in the region are showing a significant increase in activity.
Obama’s reaction: citing them as proof of the effectiveness of Michelle’s “Let’s Move!” initiative.