I had finally forgotten that Ben Affleck is going to be Batman.

In a way, Alec Baldwin is a lot like Batman in how he’s always getting on the wrong side of the police. Maybe other similarities.

If climate scientists are so smart, how come that can’t figure out why no one takes their doomsday predictions seriously?

Alec Baldwin was only finally caught by police because of NSA metadata collection, so you may want to rethink your stance on that.

I doubt Hillary has any sort of health problem that can’t be overcome by her consuming the soul of a young maiden.

So is Ben Affleck Batman going to have to constantly stand next to Jesse Eisenberg Lex Luthor to look tough?

I don’t know how to deal with little kids’ Saul Alinksy tactics of repeating back everything I say.

“Your script simply says: ‘Godzilla smashes through city. Bryan Cranston is in this.'”
“So?”
“It’s the best script I’ve ever read.”

The question is: Is Jack Bauer a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

What if because of her brain damage, Hillary gets confused and starts saying truthful things?

Ooh! Special brain damage where Hillary can’t lie! It could be a sequel to Liar Liar. It will be hilarious.

Frankly, I think a brain-damaged Hillary could be cast as much more likeable.

Democrats are right to condemn the exploitation of Hillary’s brain damage. Those with damaged brains have every right to be president.

I, for one, would be fine with voting for a brain-damaged candidate. A brain-damaged man, though.

So when is the Doctor Who/Bill & Ted crossover?
“Exterminate!”
“Bogus!”