Twitter: It Helps Nothing

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Those Responsible For Sacking The People Who Have Just Been Sacked Have Been Sacked

A new report shows that the EPA has been blocking investigations by an independent watchdog for years.

The only surprise there is that THAT report wasn’t blocked.

Sorry We Hurt Your Feelings

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Link of the Day: Stop Doing Things Wrong!

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22 Things You’re Doing Wrong

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Wisdom of the Day: Fail ER Van Electrocutions Surveillance Blind Vegetarian

The First Part is Superfluous

A new report shows that businesses in America are collapsing faster than new businesses are being formed.

Obama’s spin: “look at all the new businesses being formed!”

Obama Warned Us – Act

“Climate change is real and we have to act now.” —President Obama #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“So start acting like climate change is real!”

Straight Line of the Day: During a Photo Op at a Little League Baseball Game, President Obama…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…

Random Thoughts: Obama Anger, Batman, and Our Real Enemy

Obama: “I’m really mad about this – that’s the one with the slanted eyebrows, right? Am I doing that? I’m trying to. Because I’m mad.”

I don’t mind our elected official being huge jokes as long as they have little power to affect my life.

Obama: “The American people demonstrated in 2012 that they aren’t going to fire for incompetence, and I am honoring that.”

Batman v Superman? The movie ends with a court battle?

“I intend to prove to the jury that Ben Affleck is in no way Batman.” -Superman from Batman v Superman

Kramer vs Kramer? How can I not remember that episode of Seinfeld; it sounds hilarious.

“Ow! A boomerang shaped like a bat! My only weakness!”

If you have to love Democrats with their childlike enthusiasm for government and their childlike ability to run it.

A great twist for 24 this year would be to have everyone except one person be the mole.

I blame most of today’s problems on Obama’s high school guidance counselor.

So when does the stimulus kick in?

Never forget who the real enemy is. You know, that guy. He’s always walking around. Wears a shirt.

It’s funny thinking of all the things I spent so long learning in school that I haven’t used since: geometry, calculus, grammar, kickball

“So marriage was between men and women for thousands of years but then we decided that was bigoted and were really proud of ourselves.”

I think I’m relatively un-nutty for someone who spends a lot of time obsessing on politics. It’s a steep curve, though.

Understatement

Weather Channel Co-Founder John Coleman described the new Federal climate report as a “destructive episode of bad science gone berserk.”

Oh… so this report’s an improvement over the last few, then?