Archive of entries posted on 22nd May 2014
Those Responsible For Sacking The People Who Have Just Been Sacked Have Been Sacked
A new report shows that the EPA has been blocking investigations by an independent watchdog for years.
The only surprise there is that THAT report wasn’t blocked.
Sorry We Hurt Your Feelings
Link of the Day: Stop Doing Things Wrong!
(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
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Wisdom of the Day: Fail ER Van Electrocutions Surveillance Blind Vegetarian
If at first you don't succeed, fail. Fail again and again. Become the world's best failure. Embrace your destiny.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) May 21, 2014
*walks into ER with missing leg, broken bones, bleeding profusely* ha, you think this is bad… You should see Grown Ups 2
— luke (@internetluke) May 21, 2014
"it's time for some VAN DAMMAGE" -a thing you can say before watching a Van Damme movie or before ramming something with your minivan
— jon hendren (@fart) May 21, 2014
Electrocutions are current events.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) May 21, 2014
Serious question: What the hell good is a massive domestic surveillance state if the President learns everything through the news?
— Popehat (@Popehat) May 21, 2014
BLIND COP:put your hands where we can see em..er where my partner can see em
CRIMINAL: youre alone
BLIND COP:then put em where I can feel em
— slick (@HelenHuntitis) May 21, 2014
I'm not 100% vegetarian
*takes a bite of a piece of coral*
— The Natewolf (@thenatewolf) May 21, 2014
The First Part is Superfluous
A new report shows that businesses in America are collapsing faster than new businesses are being formed.
Obama’s spin: “look at all the new businesses being formed!”
Obama Warned Us – Act
“Climate change is real and we have to act now.” —President Obama #ActOnClimate
“So start acting like climate change is real!”
Straight Line of the Day: During a Photo Op at a Little League Baseball Game, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During a photo op at a Little League baseball game, President Obama…
Random Thoughts: Obama Anger, Batman, and Our Real Enemy
Obama: “I’m really mad about this – that’s the one with the slanted eyebrows, right? Am I doing that? I’m trying to. Because I’m mad.”
I don’t mind our elected official being huge jokes as long as they have little power to affect my life.
Obama: “The American people demonstrated in 2012 that they aren’t going to fire for incompetence, and I am honoring that.”
Batman v Superman? The movie ends with a court battle?
“I intend to prove to the jury that Ben Affleck is in no way Batman.” -Superman from Batman v Superman
Kramer vs Kramer? How can I not remember that episode of Seinfeld; it sounds hilarious.
“Ow! A boomerang shaped like a bat! My only weakness!”
If you have to love Democrats with their childlike enthusiasm for government and their childlike ability to run it.
A great twist for 24 this year would be to have everyone except one person be the mole.
I blame most of today’s problems on Obama’s high school guidance counselor.
So when does the stimulus kick in?
Never forget who the real enemy is. You know, that guy. He’s always walking around. Wears a shirt.
It’s funny thinking of all the things I spent so long learning in school that I haven’t used since: geometry, calculus, grammar, kickball
“So marriage was between men and women for thousands of years but then we decided that was bigoted and were really proud of ourselves.”
I think I’m relatively un-nutty for someone who spends a lot of time obsessing on politics. It’s a steep curve, though.
Understatement
Weather Channel Co-Founder John Coleman described the new Federal climate report as a “destructive episode of bad science gone berserk.”
Oh… so this report’s an improvement over the last few, then?