Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama plans to take 500,000 acres near the Mexican border and…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama plans to take 500,000 acres near the Mexican border and…
…open the “Welcome to America New Democrat Voters Center”.
. . . open a warehouse to improve gun distribution south of the border.
President Obama Plans to Take 500,000 Acres Near the Mexican Border and …
start it’s official repatriation to Mexico Sovereignty.
…move washington DC there. eleven times the room for big government to grow and right next door to his new voters.
(h/t DamnCat)
President Obama Plans to Take 500,000 Acres Near the Mexican Border and …
start setting up the “Conservative Re-Education Camps” as described in some subsection to an appendix to an Addendum in the ACA.
…sadly most of the Repubs have no spine to stop him.
President Obama Plans to Take 500,000 Acres Near the Mexican Border and …
while it is top secret the words “Scottish Links” do show up quite a bit.
…trade it for some magic beans.
…give it to the BLM for confiscated livestock relocation camps.
…open the Tase-T K9 Reclamation Center and Ranch.
And turn it into the Ellis Island of the SW. Green cards? We don’t have
to show you no stinkin’ green cards pendayho! Gracias Obama, muchas gracias!
…build a giant solar thermal bird-frying plant to stop all those illegal bird migrations… staffed by illegal immigrants, of course. Also, more of Frank J.’s famous bird-chopping windmills.
…open the largest waiting room for VA medical care and stock it with “Highlights” and “Ladies Home Journal” magazines
…utilize it for “Udall for Senate” fundraising.
…a holding area for Republicans awaiting the next available transportation to Russia. http://youtu.be/MvsCDgekoCM
….declare it a “citizenship free zone”.
. . . use nearly all of it to grow marijuana and the rest of it to host reunions of the Choom Gang.
. . . draw red lines all over it before giving it to Russia.
… erect a sign on it that says “Let me be cleared.”
… P-R-S-P-E-C-T on it.
… tax people who don’t have it.
… chastise it for being part of the one percent of the state.
… divide it into seven new states, so he looks prophetic.
… build a mesquite-shooting range, which he would totally always use.
… surf the network news stations to see what happens to it.
… there is nothing you can do about it.
…the only direction you are allowed to travel is north.
… put Harry Reid out to pasture on it, in an act of cowboy poetic justice.
… start raising free-range Chechans.
Use the land to erect the Barack Obama memorial home for the insane gambler. It will be a giant leap forward in the treatment of the insane gambler.
…obstructionist Republicans objected to the proximity to Alamogordo and Roswell.
… since he doesn’t believe in international borders, he will claim is doesn’t really exist and refuse to pay taxes on it.
… Getting cheap labor for maintaining his gulf range is easier near the source.
… for some reason that’s near Maine now. La Raza moved the fence while he wasn’t looking.
… He’ll find out what it’s being used for when he sees it on the news, the same as the rest of you! And he’s mad as hell at whatever that is.
…Joe Biden’s favorite two words: World’s Largest Taco Stand.
install one-way (N) rolling roads (a la RAH)