Origins Posted by Harvey on 18 June 2014, 8:00 am Authorities report that a highly radioactive substance has been discovered in a dump in Switzerland. Sounds like the origin-story for the Swiss superhero, Neutralman.
Neutralman’s super powers consist of having chocolate and/or cheese breath and pelting his arch enemies with Ricola lozenges. Reply to this comment
“Help, Neutralman! The aliens are eating Bern!” “Sorry, I never take sides. Bad things could happen.” Reply to this comment
Faster than a speeding bullet point. More powerful than a media mogul. Able to leap tall moralists in a single bound. It’s absurd, it’s a pain… it’s Neutralman! Reply to this comment
They found it using a really big Eiger counter.
Neutralman’s super powers consist of having chocolate and/or cheese breath
and pelting his arch enemies with Ricola lozenges.
“Help, Neutralman! The aliens are eating Bern!”
“Sorry, I never take sides. Bad things could happen.”
I’ll let Zapp Brannigan weigh in:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35u280
Ah, yes. Neutralman. Protector of good and evil.
Faster than a speeding bullet point. More powerful than a media mogul. Able to leap tall moralists in a single bound. It’s absurd, it’s a pain… it’s Neutralman!