Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Border Patrol found a “cheat sheet” of things to say if you’re caught sneaking across the border…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Border Patrol found a “cheat sheet” of things to say if you’re caught sneaking across the border…
…I’ll vote Democrat
…”Yo quiero Taco Bell”
…”Where the white wimmin at?”
…hello, my name is Enigo Montoya…
“Viva Obama!”
…allah acbar!
The Border Patrol Found a “Cheat Sheet” of Things to Say if You’re Caught Sneaking Across the Border…”
… I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
… My name is Julio Von Trapp.
… [the five tones from Close Encounter of the Third Kind]
If found, please return to:
430 South Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
I was born in East L.A., wah sap nin?
My hovercraft is full of eels.
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Do you want to come back to my place — bouncy-bouncy?
Please fondle my bum.
My nipples explode with delight!
NOTE: Given the glaring incompetence of this administration these are not beyond belief.
“Tell the President I have CHOOM!”
“I get Obamaphone now?”
“Take me to your feeder.”
“Here my applications for driver’s license, EBT card, Medicaid, and demonstration permit.”
…I’m here to pick the crops in Mrs. Obama’s garden.
…Uncle Harry and Aunt Nancy said I didn’t need any papers because we’re all Americans, amigo.
…Am I too late for Pride month? I know it’s going to be fab-u-lous.
…We can’t get BET in Mejico and that is such a shame. I want to see real black people on TV.
…Justice for Trayvon, gnomesane.
Tengo Amnistía Internacional en el marcado rápido.
…”Have you any Grey Poupon?”
…Reconquista!!
I saw commercial that say to “Run for the border”
…”I can sparkle too!” [show hands with up twinkles]
…”I’m not a crisis, I’m an opportunity!”*
*Lost opportunity costs not included
“I can have Twinkies? Happy Meal?”
I’m Obama’s lost son. Don’t you see the resemblance?
My name is Juan, I’m From Kenya and I’d like to be president.
Sanctuary!
I knew I should made that left toin at Albakoikee…
Free at last! Free at last! Good God Almighty we are free at last!
apparently i’m God’s child. call nancy.
…”I am here for the cookies – can you take me to them, please? I was told there were cookies…”
…ID cards? We don’t need no stinkin’ ID cards.
ID cards? I got 5 stinkin’ ID cards and I’m going to sign up for welfare and vote with all of them, Viva El Presidente!
“Congress wouldn’t act so I decided to borrow the power to naturalize myself.”