This one’s more for contemplation than entertainment. All I’ll say is that I watched the whole thing, and I got enough out of it that I’ve decided to share it with you guys, even though I’m sure some of you will be emailing and asking for those 3 minutes of your life back. To those people, I apologize, and your minutes are in the mail:

“I won!”
I looked away for a few seconds, does that still count?
I encountered this a few days ago, and I found it to be one of the smuggest, most pretentious things I’ve ever seen.
It didn’t get better the second time I watched it
Cats have nine lives. Go back for thirds.