(From a suggestion by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…
(From a suggestion by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…
…a mechanized mouth wipe for droolers.
First!
Automatic facial capture of the dude punching you in the face after he thinks you’re taking his picture.
Blinders and ear plugs for Liberals.
Buy one….get the next one free with a Groucho Marx nose and moustache attachment.
Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…
Google Goulashes, cause your Mother still loves you!
Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…
free “kick me!” signs for your back.
Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…
Zipperless Drives
Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…
Bruno Malliware.
…it’s a mirror so you can see what a douche you look like.
…they come in fifty shades of shame.
… a hard-wired cranial implant so they can beam ads directly to your cortex.
… a mini rocket launcher that automatically engages anyone it sees holding an iPhone.
“lasers”
… Ray-Banned websites.
… contact list lenses. Beware clicking yes to “Delete Contacts?” pop-ups.
Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…
…it automatically syncs with your phone so it no longer asks for your phone number.
…it works just like beer goggles
…Pong. And you can play your left eye vs. your right eye
Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…
it crashes immediately and completely, along with all it’s back up files and discs, when issued a subpoena.
…it comes with an Uber app to help with that pesky US border transportation problem.
It automatically calls EMS if it suspects your hooker injected you with too much heroin.
…which gives nude photos of chosen subjects. This is hugely popular with the TSA folks in airports.
…a control app for the optional GoPro Cam drone which enables the wearer to “watch their rear end” when admonished to do so.
An “I’m a Douche” sign for the back of your head too.
…a USB port for your flash drive. But you have to drop your pants and bend over in order to access it.
… a polarizing tool. It’s called the eHolder.