Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most exciting moment of Joe Biden’s latest public speech…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most exciting moment of Joe Biden’s latest public speech…
…brought yawns and bored looks from his most devoted followers – the ever-fawning media.
…was when he vowed to stay out of the water until ISIS is destroyed.
…was his boffo finish, when he set fire to a series of straw men with a rhetorical flourish.
It’s a trick! There’s nothing exciting about Joe, or his speeches.
. . . was when he made a reference to “my boss Burrhead”.
was when he took off his shirt to show the ladies his pecs.
Sorry, I can’t think of Joe Biden without thinking of the Onion’s rip on him waxing his Camaro shirtless.
…VICE PRESIDENT VOWS TO “FOLLOW ISIS”! – there should be hell to pay.
… was the mad rush to LEXIS/NEXIS to figure out where he’d cribbed all of it from.
The most exciting moment of Joe Biden’s latest public speech… was the soothing whistling sound his head made when he turned his head just so and caught the breeze just right.
… was his complete disregard for the law of gravity.
…was the double shotgun blast to wake everyone (I mean EVERYONE!) up who were dozing.
@ #2 – Bob B: I would most certainly prefer him stay IN the water. Where’s my eye/brain bleach…
@ #12 – Sorry H.G., I didn’t think out the implications…but if he’s following ISIS to the gates of Hell, maybe they will keep going …or they’ll have to slap a burka on the guy – win-win!
The most exciting moment of Joe Biden’s latest public speech…
…was when he mentioned his “nappy headed” boss. However the press gave him a pass on it
was the roar of the crowd from the 23 assembled pidgeons in attendence.
…when he declared himself the winner of the debate because his opponent could not refute anything he said.
…when he finally said something that sounded coherent and not too embarrassing.
…when he pointed out that with impeachment, he would be an incumbent which would make the transition in 2017 easier.
…was when he drew a red line at his hair implants.
…he stopped to send a nude selfie to his wife.
…came just after his gates of hell boast, when his meds wore off.
… was when he described ISIS as an example of mullahrchy.
… was when he brandished a copy of the Affordable Care Act and said, “Out of my cold, dead heart!!”
… was when he promised, “They can take our land, but they can’t take our freebies!”
When Jeff Dunham jumped out from behind a curtain and admitted that he was really shotgun Joe’s alter ego.
… was when he showed how he planned to storm the gates of Helle Thorning-Schmidt, prime minister of Denmark.