[High Praise! to Technabob]
Cicret claims its gadget can project your mobile device’s display on your skin. Not only that, it can also detect your touch input and send it back to your device.
Not sure whether this a case of “awesome technology!” or a case of “why are you too lazy to take your phone out of your pocket?”
Or in the case of the above picture, “You can’t even set your stupid phone down long enough to take a bath? REALLY???“
The new 2015 Chevrolet Corvette comes with a data recorder that captures video, audio, and driving data when switched into a special “Valet Mode.”
Wonder if it would still work if Lois Lerner parked it?
[High Praise! to Springeraz of Nuking Politics]
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My students were told to bring in their favorite Pixar movie today but none of them showed Up 🙁
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) September 5, 2014
I will not rest until I find the guy that stole my bed.
— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) September 5, 2014
My "I Love Irony" t-shirt IS ironic. I hate irony. Duh.
— Derek Lawler (@RowdyBowden) September 5, 2014
"What were my favorite memories," said an elderly 007, "Spending time with my dad. I'll always miss that bonding," 007 wept,"James bonding."
— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) September 6, 2014
A man at the San Francisco Airport posed as a TSA agent and gave women “patdowns.”
And yet still managed to find just as many terrorists as a real TSA agent.
Retweet if you think these 28 million Americans deserve a raise. #OpportunityForAll
“Don’t retweet if you’re one of the poor saps who signs paychecks and is wondering where you’re going to get the money to pay for it.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most awkward moment during Chuck Todd’s interview with President Obama…
I’d like it if video game developers treated women as human being instead of objects in their games, but I’d settle for pause-able cutscenes.
Will the iWatch go with my Google Glasses, or will it make me look like a dork?
Is sexual assault really more frequent than it used to be? I thought men were supposed to be more violent and misogynistic in ye olden days.
The problem for a modern day military is figuring out how to destroy an evil enemy without hurting their feelings.
My least favorite Doctor Who moment was in the season 7 finale when it was revealed Jenny Flint wasn’t actually killed off.
Hopefully this iWatch will end the nightmare of having to fish my phone out of my pocket to see who texted me.
“What’s this henge made from?”
“Stone.”
“Hmm. Interesting.”
I haven’t really been following sports. Is there a sports team I should be rooting for?
Tornado? What’s a tor? Is it worse than a shark?
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Sled aficionado dies and all the non-sled-related events of his life are recalled.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Billionaire dresses in animal costume and punches poor people.
Ginger ale has no soul.
New research suggests that giant, toothless pterosaurs could be found worldwide 60 million years ago.
Sorta like a prehistoric version of of Obama’s foreign policy.