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Archive of entries posted on 9th September 2014
It’s the Only Realistic Option
A new report shows that the TSA’s naked body scanners can easily miss knives, guns, and explosives.
I’m sure they’ll go with the obvious fix: more toddler patdowns.
Big Help Obama
Link of the Day: This Side Up… No, Wait! THAT Side Up
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Wisdom of the Day: Ravens Rice Kennedy Laugh Room Foal Train Baby
Being fired months after your team already knew you knocked your fiancé unconscious? That's so Ravens.
— Travon Free (@Travon) September 8, 2014
Goodell suspending Ray Rice after the Ravens cut him is like whispering "yeah, you better run" five minutes after someone leaves a fight.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) September 8, 2014
How about: If Ray Rice continues to treat women like that, they'll make him an honorary Kennedy.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) September 8, 2014
You may have the last laugh now, but we'll continue this discussion later when Im alone in my car pretending to be a stupider version of you
— Mike F (@animaldrumss) September 8, 2014
.@Pharrell it's a courtyard. a room without a roof is a courtyard. idiot,
— Sean, From On Line (@asimplesean) September 8, 2014
I once met a nice German girl who didn't know the word for foal so she said "horse puppy" instead
— keri (@joanofdarkness) September 8, 2014
To avoid conversing with an elderly man on the train, I take off my shoe and talk into it like a telephone.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) September 8, 2014
what if the new royal baby was born wearing sunglasses. that would be one sure sign that this royal baby is playing a whole new ballgame
— Horton (@crushingbort) September 9, 2014
It’s Not Cheating, It’s a “Competitive Edge”
In Colorado, a triathlete competition was sabotaged with thumbtacks strewn on the highway they were riding bicycles on.
Huh. Looks like Hillary’s campaign crew is warming up for 2016.
Obama Warned Us – Raise
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“You’ll also get a sack of rocks to throw at MSNBC reporters.”
Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s New Strategy for Dealing With Hostage Situations…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s new strategy for dealing with hostage situations…
Crowder Returns
Random Thoughts: Bigots, Apple, and the NFL
Most of the justification for bigotry these days is claiming the group you’re bigoted against is bigoted.
It’s exciting when an Apple event isn’t just an upgrade for a current device but a new device we’ll eventually have to upgrade.
Is it sexist to be extra outraged by a man punching a woman? Whatever; I’m probably sexist.
I’ve never really been into “music.” Can someone please explain the appeal?
I’m a caring individual. I’ve always been caring. Some say I care too much. And that’s why I’m not waving my hands in the air.
So I have a few more hours to enjoy my iPhone 5S before I hate it for being a stupid, outdated piece of garbage.
Before video came out of Ray Rice punching his fiancé, did the NFL think it was some wacky, sitcom-type mishap that rendered her unconscious?
Sports are good and all, but every kid in this country should have much higher ambitions than handling a ball really well.
You Can Always Tell Class
Liberal billionaire Tom Steyer said that believing in global warming is a mark of “super-sophisticated people”.
Yes, like the ones who were convinced the Emperor had a fine new set of clothes.