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President Obama said of his plans to fight against ISIS, “this is not the equivalent of the Iraq War”.
Mostly notably because it lacks a Commander-in-Chief who wants to win it.
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say what you will about silent films, it was a Golden Era for screenwriters who wanted to name their characters The Girl and Man With Hat
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) September 26, 2014
poor person: These are my daughters Mercedes and Porsche
rich person: There are my sons Ford and Chevy
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) September 26, 2014
Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 26, 2014
On Meet the Press, President Obama said “we’ve not seen any immediate intelligence about threats to the homeland” from ISIS.
Here’s a scary thought: what if it’s there, but it’s stored on Lois Lerner’s hard drive?
“If you’re an employer… look to AmeriCorps. Look to the Peace Corps.” —President Obama #AmeriCorps20
“It’s an endless supply of smug, unreliable, arrogant liberal do-gooders who are perfectly qualified to sweep floors and take out trash – if you can get them to bother to show up to work.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Department of Homeland Security’s mission has been expanded to include…
If there are parts of the Koran that say “Don’t murder people,” maybe in future editions they should bold those.
Can you imagine anything scarier than both major political parties being in complete agreement on everything?
SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: If you didn’t know cigarettes were bad for you until you read this, there is no hope for you.
What we need is a good guide on how to tell murdery Muslims from friendly ones.
A new report shows that NYC’s Mayor de Blasio has kicked 1,412 homeless people out of the city since taking office in January.
That’s terrible! What’s to keep them from oversalting their food now?