say what you will about silent films, it was a Golden Era for screenwriters who wanted to name their characters The Girl and Man With Hat
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) September 26, 2014
poor person: These are my daughters Mercedes and Porsche
rich person: There are my sons Ford and Chevy
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) September 26, 2014
Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 26, 2014